May 24, 2012

GS Elevator Gossip 5/15-5/23

5/15/12 [Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral.

5/21/12 “Retail investors should be circumspect of any offering they’re able to get their hands on. If you can get it, you don’t want it.” AR

5/22/12 #1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt.

5/22/12 #1: Anchorman 2... Because Morgan Stanley d-bags need something to quote before they high-5 each other.

5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.

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19 Comments

AM

11y

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

ER

11y

DeanPortman:
Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.
MOVE ON

Shut the fuck up.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

AM

11y

Flake:
DeanPortman:
Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.
MOVE ON
Shut the fuck up.

:(

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

HF

11y

Flake:
DeanPortman:
Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.
MOVE ON
Shut the fuck up.

Thank you Flake...

Eventus stultorum magister.

whitecollarandsuspenders

IA

11y

DeanPortman:
Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.
MOVE ON

That guy's a teenager?

"Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true. But many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly—and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence." - Thomas Sowell

AM

11y

whitecollarandsuspenders:
DeanPortman:
Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.
MOVE ON

That guy's a teenager?

Yea...hormones

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

?

11y

5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.

great :)

btw keep on with this stuff

HF

11y

This shit is getting old, sorry

I hate victims who respect their executioners

AM

11y

BlackHat:
This shit is getting old, sorry

thank you

fuck you ringo

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

HF

11y

DeanPortman:
BlackHat:
This shit is getting old, sorry

thank you

fuck you ringo

Fuck me?....FUCK SWAGON

Eventus stultorum magister.

CO

11y

Portman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

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AM

11y

Anacott_CEO:
Portman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

Portman is always right

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

HF

11y

DeanPortman:
Anacott_CEO:
Portman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

Portman is always right

*THE Portman is always right.

Eventus stultorum magister.

O

11y

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