5/15/12 [Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral.
5/21/12 "Retail investors should be circumspect of any offering they're able to get their hands on. If you can get it, you don't want it."
5/22/12 #1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-.
5/22/12 #1: Anchorman 2... Becaused-bags need something to quote before they high-5 each other.
5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.