GS Elevator Gossip 5/15-5/23

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5/15/12 [Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral.

5/21/12 "Retail investors should be circumspect of any offering they're able to get their hands on. If you can get it, you don't want it." AR

5/22/12 #1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt.

5/22/12 #1: Anchorman 2... Because Morgan Stanley d-bags need something to quote before they high-5 each other.

5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.

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Comments (19)

May 24, 2012

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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May 24, 2012
DeanPortman:

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

Shut the fuck up.

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May 24, 2012
Flake:
DeanPortman:

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

Shut the fuck up.

:(

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

May 24, 2012
Flake:
DeanPortman:

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

Shut the fuck up.

Thank you Flake...

Eventus stultorum magister.

May 31, 2012
DeanPortman:

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

That guy's a teenager?

May 31, 2012
whitecollarandsuspenders:
DeanPortman:

Dude just stop...nobody gives a shit about GSelevator anymore.

MOVE ON

That guy's a teenager?

Yea...hormones

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

May 24, 2012

5/23/12 #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg.

great :)

btw keep on with this stuff

May 24, 2012

This shit is getting old, sorry

May 24, 2012
BlackHat:

This shit is getting old, sorry

thank you

fuck you ringo

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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May 24, 2012
DeanPortman:
BlackHat:

This shit is getting old, sorry

thank you

fuck you ringo

Fuck me?....FUCK SWAGON

Eventus stultorum magister.

May 24, 2012

Portman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

May 24, 2012
Anacott_CEO:

Portman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

Portman is always right

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

May 24, 2012
DeanPortman:
Anacott_CEO:

Portman is right, if people wanted to hear about this, they'd follow you on twitter. No need for the WSO posts as well.

Portman is always right

*THE Portman is always right.

Eventus stultorum magister.

May 24, 2012
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