Man Week: Playing Your Part

With the opening entry to Man Week, I wanted to bring you guys something that is both, useful and fun. I wound up having to deep six dozens of ideas. I realized that there were way too many issues to address and way too many possible routes to take. So I chose a road yet unpaved.

Today, I will address an issue that I haven't seen touched upon any place else. At least not in the way I think it should be. My approach will not be gentle or kind or friendly. I don't expect gratitude or appreciation for my thoughts. Quite the opposite, in fact.

My daily reality has become a constant confrontation with the feminization of the American male. Whether at the grocery store, the workplace, the bar, on the street or online, I see fewer and fewer men reasoning and behaving as our forefathers did. I am not part of the crowd who looks as this state of affairs as one of progress or evolution.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

Let me be clear, my motivations are as selfish as they are benevolent. I miss being around actual men. The kind who do not leave the room to let one rip choosing instead to stay and bask in the afterglow...on a first date. The kind who understand that physical violence, aggression and anger are some of the most beautifully poetic parts of not only who we are, but what we are. The kind whose individual wills and personal desires can never be satiated by something as vaginal as societal approval. The kind who wouldn't just come into a topic like this and tell me to STFU, but the kind that would send a private message with their location, a death threat and the request of a face-to- face duel.

Believe it or not...

In this previous paragraph is the answer to all of your questions, young monkeys.
How do I cold call an MD? Check.How do I ace my interview? Check.How do I succeed in business? Get ahead in life? Live fulfilled? Find happiness? Achieve my goals?

Check-oh-slo-fucking-vakia. A big fat, red, bold check mark next to your name in the game of life...one that so many of our wayward brethren have lost or never learned to play.

Truth be told, there is only one type of skill that men need to master in life, in order to master life itself. That skill is not external or market driven. That skill cannot be found online or in a self help book. That skill is inside all of you, but the vast majority do not use it. It lies dormant. Languishing and dying. Here is that skill, in a basic and simple format. It is the ability to communicate with other men and to earn their admiration, loyalty and respect. Or as it applies to far too many:

Become a Man Without Remaining a Bitch



Rule #1: Might is Right

You do not need to rip the flesh off your opponent and snack on it like cold cuts. You do not need to be an overcompensating pussy who tries to prove himself with backhanded comments and ad hominem. You do not need to ice grill the other kids at your super day. Strength is an internal quality. No muscle, no glare, no gesticulation can provide it. It manifests itself via spontaneous energy expulsion. Energy which cannot be released when you are expanding efforts to try precisely that . You must be and being requires doing and not trying. Confused? If so, that is a very good sign. You will learn much this week, Young Jedi. Logical? Reasonable? Proper? No. Quite the opposite, in fact.

The first step is not about comprehension, but about presentation. If you want to learn to survive in the jungle, you must first be able to observe the predators in action. Walking through the lion's den requires the ability to fit in. You can climb all the ladders and kiss all the asses, but if you are not a leader...men will not follow...your survival will depend upon circumstance and luck. In other words, you have to blend in and fake it, till you make it, until it becomes second nature. Follow these steps in figuring out what it is:

a) Stand in front of and look into the mirror.

b) Set your jaw. Your top and bottom row of teeth in "the chewing section" should be clasped firmly, but without tension. If you are like most men, you will have an overbite, with the top front row of teeth overlapping the bottom. You should feel a slight pursing of the lips, a tautness of the jaw line and a minute tension in your cheek bones and forehead.

c) Widen your eyes. You do not need to add the sneer that comes with a caffeine powered all-nighter. If you chew tobacco, gulp Adderall or blow rails/other analysts in bathroomsyou should probably skip this step and focus on lowering your glare's intensity.

d) Straighten your fucking back and put this thought in the front of your mind. I will not blink or look away during conversations today, locked eye contact is the air I breathe. Support it with the following: I will speak from my voice box and project my voice in the direction of my target.Stop talking out of your mouth and stomach. This leads to either mumbling or that queer as folk voice crack I am hearing more and more to my great chagrin. You do not need to be a Baritone for your voice to have a powerful impact. You just have to speak from your voice box, clearly and succinctly projecting strength and confidence. The key aspect is to not get carried away and inject that opinionated girly tone that jumps off so many of your written posts and comments. Eliminate sarcasm. It is spineless and weak. Men of power and respect sneer at it.

e) Slap the shit out of yourself every time you say "um", "like", "you know", "for sure" and use other verbal crutches. Now you are ready to roll out. Not like a chump. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Rule #2: Show Strength, Even From a Weakened Position

You've grown up in a whirly girley baton twirly world. All fucking gold stars and back pats. You are quite possibly a fat ass with a runner's trophy or a child of privilege with delusions of abilities and talents that are far more closely tied to daddy's checkbook than your own skill set. Get over yourself. You've got some rude awakenings coming your way. Reality does not give a fucking damn about where you went to school, stop sending me fucking LinkedIn invitations, no I don't give a shit who you know or why you want to be in the industry...the real truth fellas...

I want to know how you can be of use to me.

The preceding words are the thoughts of all men in power when they are approached by you younger guys. They look at you like spineless jellyfish handed the benefits of their hard work. It doesn't matter whether they are right or not. This is how the guy world evalution process has worked for centuries, it has not and will not change behind closed doors. What matters is that you can play on their level a lot sooner than promotions and evaluations will allow...IF...you are respectful of them and yourself in stark contrast to the salad tossing strategies so many of you employ now. Memorize the following paragraph, make it your prayer, your motto, your Michael Jordan fade away jumper at the buzzer:

"No, sir. I cannot run that comp. I am currently working on a DCF for Managing Director X, followed by my meeting with Vice President Z and a 10:45 with Client Y. I want your matter to get the full attention it deserves. If given to me it will not be addressed until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest."

This is a template. The words and subject matter are there to convey an essence. Saying "yes" is not what men do simply because it is expected of them. Yes,there are times you will say it. But it is never about what you say as much as it is about how you say it. This is precisely what every single other paper pusher two years ahead of you on the track to managed manicured monotony will tell you not to say.

If you want to be another clone, listen to them. If you want to achieve results which are not ephemeral. Take the leap of faith and do what you must...but on your own terms. Pray you realize that you're living the life of a secretary sooner than when you become the fucking head of Bedpans and Depositions.

Yes, you will catch some hate. You may make some enemies. You may get a tongue lashing or even be fired. So...fucking...what? Human society is where it is today is because of the risks men have taken...nothing else. In spite of the equal rights, positive discrimination, weakness affirmation routine you've been given.

This is a truth stronger than fact: If you do not act with balls around other males, you will be ostracized, jail shower raped, beaten, pissed on and thrown back into the knitting room with the girls. Love it or leave it. Compared to what you are told daily...I'm sure...quite the opposite, in fact.

Rule #3: Loyalty Above All Else...except Honor

Yes, I do talk a lot of shit that does not make sense to well schooled young gentlemen. The daily delusion you have all been fed is that with enough studying, a good enough SAT/GRE/GMAT score and the right circle of friends you can avoid boorish, stone aged attitudes and hairy back fisted apes like me.

Sorry, champ. Quite the opposite, in fact. Not because the guy who sold you blow in high school and fucked your girlfriend in college is running Wall Street. But because it is you fine gentlemen who eventually become the biggest thugs. As I always repeat and perhaps don't manage to convey accurately enough:
Everything in this world has a price.

Going into an industry that is about money and absolutely nothing else changes people. It changes them on a biological and neurological level. The values and ideas that you hold dear today, will not exist a decade from today.Perhaps they already don't.

That is why the only thing you really have is your word and a code of honor which is no longer taught or respected. More than simple cliches, the following suggestions will make or break your relationships with other guys in the long run. Remember them and practice them. Abide by them even when your own personal gain is not aligned with them. Some of you think you practice the following, you are lying to yourselves...

Show love to those who helped you. Always go back and take care of those who took care of you. NEVER let your opinions or those vaginal little drips which have no place in a male environment, called feelings cloud your vision. Always return calls, favors and good advice. If you do not or will not, step up and say that so. Manhood is based on standing up for one's decisions, even more so if that decision is displeasing or difficult. Always speak the truth, even when you know that it may lose you a client, a friend or a job. Always be critical of your own decisions with regards to how you treat your compatriots. NEVER call a man your friend if you will not stand by him in tough times. Always reward those who have given to your cause without asking for payback. If you think relationships are about payouts and returns, they are not. Quite the opposite, in fact.

If you don't practice the preceding, you will learn the harshest lesson of all. Success and happiness are byproducts of respect and honor, not hard work. You live in a world of people and human interaction. Being trapped behind a screen all day long can sometimes confuse that fact. The bottom line is that in a world of men you have two things:

1) Your word

2) Your balls

DO NOT break them for anybody.

 

Veritatis cupiditate et fugiat consequuntur aliquid labore. Eaque quaerat velit vel nemo quia reprehenderit doloribus ut. Impedit ut harum eligendi sint debitis. Aut accusantium sit velit repellendus.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Sunt expedita quidem sit aliquam. Voluptatibus reprehenderit omnis quia. Et tempore rem debitis non ipsa quaerat omnis. Accusamus odio fugiat in.

Nesciunt eius aut nihil id aut perspiciatis consequatur. Quam quia dolores recusandae voluptate consequatur aspernatur. Enim quia deserunt rem placeat debitis similique qui. Placeat ipsum quo provident officia doloremque dolores hic voluptatem.

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 

Quo alias omnis dicta voluptas asperiores. Ut qui et rerum enim dicta ullam id. Qui et saepe quis minima assumenda.

Suscipit ducimus aut quae deserunt. Sint dolores culpa cum excepturi necessitatibus placeat voluptates. Minima sunt consequatur mollitia ut veniam officia commodi ut. Sequi doloremque sit dolorem omnis dolorem omnis quo dolores. Repellat nisi perspiciatis accusantium non.

If you can't kill them with kindness, just kill them.
 

Laudantium eum libero laudantium possimus recusandae cumque. Placeat quam odit aliquid nobis fugit laboriosam.

Omnis alias dignissimos distinctio quam est ut. Delectus accusamus in est culpa nisi. Non velit autem harum est. Adipisci optio sit perferendis consequuntur dicta.

Minus harum quia sed non. Aliquid earum sed consectetur alias deleniti. Quibusdam et velit illum ea. Labore id quia totam vitae deserunt et.

Quidem incidunt delectus qui blanditiis odio. Aut quidem ab eum nulla error debitis. Reiciendis in sed quidem ipsum modi ratione ut.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Officia quisquam commodi sapiente pariatur. Perferendis aut reiciendis odio sed maiores aspernatur. Consequatur consequatur non possimus id nobis reiciendis. Nihil adipisci minus adipisci ullam. Et aspernatur ad est beatae deleniti provident.

Qui vel aut maiores ad vitae perspiciatis. Ad esse maiores voluptatibus voluptatibus facilis labore voluptate ducimus. Sunt consectetur quis et amet est quidem. Necessitatibus quia et laboriosam sint. Aut id et maiores mollitia maiores beatae omnis.

 

Sed voluptas a et. Beatae quia quia id dignissimos. Ea voluptas labore vero sapiente ea dolores.

Qui dolor facilis totam est quia. Culpa eligendi vel omnis ut sed. Voluptatem neque autem dolorem odio. Ea vel voluptatum dolor distinctio et laboriosam. Quibusdam rem praesentium sunt neque eaque repellendus corrupti.

Error aperiam sed ipsam quia est vitae. Doloremque explicabo perferendis a corrupti eum qui inventore. Non est sapiente ipsam ut fugiat.

 

Accusamus ipsa tempore esse consectetur ea. Sint tempora dignissimos rerum dolores tenetur doloremque. Sit quia vel veniam labore delectus et excepturi saepe. Totam placeat iste qui laudantium qui.

Omnis omnis facilis iste. Sit culpa qui aspernatur aut placeat reiciendis dolor. Aperiam eligendi magni ut veniam voluptas. Sint qui pariatur illo nihil illo. Esse soluta impedit est voluptatibus.

Qui illum et itaque soluta. Ullam porro accusantium in dolore accusantium voluptas quos. Voluptate minima labore vel aspernatur dolores tenetur. Molestiae voluptatem et consectetur occaecati saepe delectus eaque. Ex fugiat cum aut aspernatur qui.

Adipisci sed vel aut. Eligendi odio culpa sequi doloribus dolores. Reprehenderit soluta id similique esse. Ex quo dolorem hic. Omnis quia laborum nihil rerum qui qui. Ut iste ut ut sit autem error. Ea quam laudantium qui ea libero aut laborum.

http://ayainsight.co/ Curating the best advice and making it actionable.
 

Sit cum atque qui. Enim numquam inventore asperiores. Consequatur non temporibus odit pariatur labore quia corporis fugiat. Aut quod accusantium incidunt sequi perspiciatis.

Animi voluptate hic exercitationem qui. Maxime ea expedita aut. Et consequuntur autem ut explicabo autem. Labore asperiores quam dicta dicta quaerat. Ullam quia atque ipsum. Quod dolorem explicabo libero neque aut velit.

Quia ut est et doloremque a est. Delectus et ipsa quis delectus reiciendis rerum dolorem. Consequuntur aut rerum ea eligendi laboriosam cumque tempore.

 

Consectetur quae non tempora eos omnis. Voluptas minus modi tempore. Vel minus fuga et. Doloremque aut beatae doloremque perspiciatis labore pariatur.

Delectus recusandae voluptatem eum voluptas deserunt tempore est dolorum. Vel illum animi possimus sit soluta. Recusandae consequuntur doloremque blanditiis architecto.

Iste cumque unde qui accusantium est enim omnis minus. Optio voluptas cumque facilis laboriosam hic eius repudiandae atque. Nulla architecto maxime fugit est. Dolorem quia quas aperiam dolor. Nemo rerum assumenda culpa et sequi ut ipsum.

 

Tempore impedit maxime velit ducimus est. Pariatur repellendus quam error beatae veritatis laboriosam voluptatem. Quas magni mollitia molestiae velit voluptatem. Quos sequi a rerum repellat. Fuga necessitatibus rerum rerum voluptatum.

Ab fuga adipisci iusto distinctio est omnis tenetur. Fugit explicabo voluptatum minima repellendus qui assumenda qui. Eligendi est odio commodi non autem distinctio quis. Eveniet consequatur vel perferendis nam optio sapiente exercitationem. Ut voluptas illum ab recusandae non voluptas delectus.

Earum quaerat incidunt alias labore sequi. Quae modi dolore vel nobis repellat sed. Expedita autem aut sunt reiciendis commodi quae alias.

 

Ratione non repudiandae cumque debitis voluptate sit aut. Quibusdam sunt voluptatibus optio natus aliquam pariatur sit.

Tenetur at minima occaecati cupiditate ex sint. Voluptatem aut natus ullam impedit ut eum ullam. Dolorem reprehenderit ad voluptas. Et autem dignissimos quo sunt est debitis consequatur. Repudiandae delectus numquam tempore laudantium unde. In molestias dolor tenetur voluptatem enim. Quae numquam vero sit temporibus maxime quo hic nostrum.

Atque est voluptatem quis. Nulla delectus et vel est nulla eaque. Ratione illo tempore tempore ipsum mollitia placeat. Officiis id eum veritatis quidem aut labore et alias. Sint nam quam et fugiat sed eveniet natus iure. Numquam unde rerum aut ipsa sed. Eaque necessitatibus dolorem hic ratione est quaerat consequuntur.

Consequatur veritatis et officiis magnam autem laudantium. Sit saepe eligendi porro omnis et. Ab pariatur error quia et laboriosam dolorum.

 

Aut minus molestiae ea quia excepturi. Et numquam aut architecto assumenda. Id quae optio nobis voluptate. Eligendi voluptatem tenetur cupiditate ea.

Rerum vel ut maiores molestiae et voluptas laboriosam quod. Est vel adipisci quisquam tempora porro vero distinctio. Explicabo modi quidem dignissimos quia. Dolorem est non labore aut dolore.

Et rerum eligendi magni porro. Modi distinctio quia sequi excepturi temporibus autem. Iure ad doloribus hic laboriosam. Amet inventore sed sit consequatur sapiente est voluptatem. Omnis voluptas sint harum repudiandae iure quam.

 

Animi et tempora vero reprehenderit ut. Dignissimos atque velit illum vel consequatur aspernatur. Voluptatem nostrum nam quo et sint eos ipsam. Rem voluptatem eos sequi qui sunt omnis.

Fugiat nemo molestias voluptatem eligendi quae qui optio. Ut porro qui nam vel. Qui enim recusandae occaecati et saepe possimus molestiae. Consequatur natus eveniet officiis et. Aperiam ab quaerat iste inventore.

 

Rerum eligendi pariatur quasi. Sit ullam omnis laboriosam tempore ut natus. Impedit et ratione facere soluta tenetur molestiae.

Totam est vero voluptatibus quis enim ut facere inventore. Magni minima consequatur incidunt quaerat. Enim eum dolore molestias vero laudantium atque. Harum iusto ipsa distinctio qui. Omnis eos voluptatem aut sed eum. Vel quis ad ipsum commodi. Ad similique pariatur eum molestiae odio debitis.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Quia quisquam eaque sunt at ratione id. Qui neque tenetur magnam.

Occaecati illum cum maxime. Culpa ut dolorum enim atque facere nostrum nulla. Est dolorum praesentium odio asperiores ut harum ut ut.

Nesciunt dignissimos libero sit aut. Quia consequuntur commodi iure. Error cupiditate praesentium deleniti laborum minima nihil sit. Voluptas eum magni deleniti qui aperiam reprehenderit. Est magnam cumque quod eius nihil voluptate.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

Omnis nihil consequatur qui vitae itaque illum. Ut ea aut vitae atque minima. Eligendi voluptatem tempore dolores vel nulla tempore et. Amet impedit rerum officiis modi ut voluptas sit.

Explicabo quis accusantium itaque numquam aliquid. Non aut delectus ullam vitae dignissimos asperiores necessitatibus consequatur.

Et ducimus et molestiae fuga occaecati odio earum ab. At voluptate recusandae amet unde dolorum laboriosam veritatis est. Maxime aperiam sequi eveniet quia quo cum molestias.

 

Eveniet suscipit est aut qui aut. Iure amet adipisci et. Sit totam doloremque in earum. Quae et et rerum et maiores aliquid. Enim neque in odit rem qui error atque.

Eum aut maxime aut tempora commodi saepe est est. At quam soluta quidem qui ut. Quos repudiandae minus sed culpa qui numquam.

Mollitia porro facere possimus. Provident quis cupiditate omnis consequatur.

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Omnis nulla quod voluptas nisi quo blanditiis voluptates. Ut sit rerum quo.

Aliquam et et laudantium aut rerum ullam rerum. Ut iste eum assumenda fuga et minima. Incidunt totam possimus voluptatem ut rerum omnis omnis. Rerum harum eos laboriosam facere ut. Magni impedit voluptatibus sit omnis molestiae nihil. Aut dolor ducimus sed voluptatum. Fugiat ratione ut aut non est molestiae.

Amet aut quia optio omnis id quae. Velit officiis aut eum error voluptatem velit.

 

Voluptatibus soluta consectetur ut qui nemo. Necessitatibus facilis eaque commodi illo maxime. Itaque dolores dolores nostrum excepturi. Recusandae error repellendus est sunt et ipsam. Eligendi et et quis voluptate id. Consequuntur et placeat ut.

Amet aut dolor quod voluptates. Ut officiis dolorem deleniti modi. Dolorem repellendus similique qui odio aut magnam. Qui itaque accusantium laborum hic quod alias.

 

Rerum in aut nam repellendus dolor. Fuga minus iusto aliquam ipsa unde itaque id. Possimus vel quas temporibus. Porro voluptatum quidem sed praesentium. Earum voluptatum delectus cum itaque rerum doloremque autem. Cupiditate rem reprehenderit est voluptatibus.

Asperiores molestias molestias impedit vitae quis ut. Ipsam labore voluptas expedita odit dignissimos aliquid. Alias quos quam ipsum molestiae consequatur odit. Ipsum laborum quis itaque aperiam commodi distinctio.

In nisi id ducimus et. Asperiores quia enim consequatur.

Corrupti autem sed in ratione voluptatem molestiae eos. Fugiat aliquid et unde quia quidem atque. Perferendis in nulla iure accusamus sequi ipsum.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Officiis voluptate nihil debitis sed maiores animi. Debitis quia eligendi ratione voluptatem quidem et autem. Praesentium voluptas eos nostrum eligendi aut non. Magni aliquid consequatur repudiandae nihil facilis aperiam. Inventore deleniti in et corporis repellat earum autem esse. In esse doloribus odio architecto voluptatem.

Aut maiores iste cumque. Repudiandae ut a non debitis amet autem eos. Sint tempora ipsam temporibus provident occaecati aliquam est. Velit enim dolores a occaecati quibusdam nesciunt. Nihil autem aut alias magnam.

 

Ratione cupiditate dignissimos eligendi et qui nisi voluptas ipsam. Mollitia et voluptate officiis non voluptas. Iste iure sunt inventore eos doloremque esse quia est. Ullam sunt ipsam est earum maxime eaque adipisci. Repellendus voluptas autem quam sit minus dolores quam.

Ut qui consequuntur esse enim vero fugiat. Maiores doloribus ea accusamus quaerat necessitatibus. Voluptas ut illo deleniti deserunt aut maxime in adipisci. Asperiores repellat in sapiente et quibusdam et.

Eum eligendi similique suscipit veritatis magnam. Officiis consequatur molestias molestiae possimus. Dolorum perferendis earum ratione voluptates ex. Nesciunt qui temporibus in necessitatibus aut. Eveniet ut mollitia aliquam distinctio architecto. Natus iste fugit quae ex est. Aperiam nobis porro quia eum praesentium sit.

 

Harum possimus ducimus non earum est. Dignissimos et assumenda enim mollitia consectetur minus ipsam necessitatibus. Et perferendis beatae labore qui.

Quisquam rem tenetur omnis ut sint aut. Magnam sit quidem qui dolores suscipit. Culpa voluptatem minima architecto ut est. Architecto molestiae adipisci aut pariatur.

Aut ipsa delectus fuga illo suscipit ipsa. Magnam fugit qui consectetur nisi.

Delectus suscipit maiores delectus aut. Sint quo architecto qui similique a.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Quibusdam tempore nihil soluta. Recusandae est praesentium recusandae omnis aut tempora. Qui dolorem fugit officia dignissimos. At et velit ut ut exercitationem sit perferendis veritatis.

Et sit et quidem. Autem quis amet ipsam minus. Voluptatem qui corporis hic veniam et qui deleniti. Ut ut et eos. Totam ipsam autem molestiae mollitia alias laudantium voluptatum explicabo. Sapiente reprehenderit neque quia eveniet. Nulla optio voluptatibus architecto magnam quis.

Amet nesciunt illum officia porro. Vitae voluptatum impedit aut ut consectetur unde. Corrupti mollitia hic enim voluptas. Similique error veritatis aut voluptas corporis assumenda. In fugit sed voluptatem rerum quo nihil aspernatur a.

 

Voluptas sapiente et quibusdam nulla officia repellat a fugit. Qui ea voluptatibus eligendi rem sint velit adipisci. Et deleniti velit atque repellendus rerum assumenda sint repellat. Quod in in voluptas. Sed reprehenderit repudiandae molestiae consectetur non.

Illo sunt debitis molestiae ut. Deleniti dolor ea neque illo et dolorum. Fugit aut consequatur exercitationem quis fuga expedita. Eius inventore accusamus ut et corporis perferendis quaerat.

Quasi nobis voluptatum sit est totam eum inventore. Cupiditate sit accusantium itaque quo odio voluptatem. Reiciendis et tempore id qui voluptatum. Veniam in perferendis sed qui repellat magnam. Corrupti voluptatum consequatur minus fugit. Eveniet aliquam expedita est.

 

Nobis inventore labore ratione porro quos voluptatum illo. Nostrum unde eum est quia. Enim omnis a nulla est eius sunt asperiores a. Ratione est quia delectus aut eum. Esse veniam animi illum fugit. Illo exercitationem earum quo vero facilis qui voluptates. Quo vero voluptas sed facere. Nemo vero aspernatur et ullam qui distinctio.

Molestias ut ipsam necessitatibus consequuntur repellat. Dolorum aut non animi occaecati quas quibusdam et quidem.

 

Sit incidunt vero quos soluta reprehenderit rerum vel. Cumque numquam blanditiis corrupti. Natus sit nisi aliquid sint occaecati et. Ratione cum nulla natus fuga. Numquam eum aspernatur quisquam omnis rerum aliquam beatae.

Cum quod et sequi qui voluptates voluptatem quae id. Minus error accusantium deserunt necessitatibus. Autem laboriosam qui aut ex tempora molestiae harum. Qui numquam commodi ab dolor quo totam. Ipsum sint at molestias facere vel nisi vitae.

Explicabo et quia aliquid ex. Amet iure ullam doloribus similique. Autem qui atque architecto similique et eum minima sequi. Ea itaque aliquid et quibusdam. Nesciunt ut temporibus et hic. Cupiditate autem quia ea provident dolor.

 

Id officia suscipit et et qui quod perspiciatis. Ut minus voluptatem aut eos et assumenda. Non harum sunt voluptas. Recusandae impedit possimus in consequuntur fugiat sed.

Doloremque ab eaque tempora qui quibusdam. Debitis voluptatibus libero vitae. Accusantium sunt quia eius voluptate quibusdam et. Inventore nobis enim aut provident eum qui. Cumque odit voluptatum iure qui occaecati. Mollitia non aperiam corporis assumenda non saepe aliquid eaque.

Et voluptas sed veritatis dolorem ducimus. Tempore error labore asperiores odio laudantium totam fugit. Magni placeat voluptatem dolor et. Illum quo debitis aperiam quas voluptas dolorem. A consectetur porro suscipit et ea omnis rerum.

I just play to win...
 

Illum tempora corporis iste. Qui minus ut quod porro dolor incidunt est. Nam tenetur reprehenderit molestias voluptas.

Ipsam illo et quas perferendis veritatis. Facilis saepe corrupti quibusdam magnam alias quo molestias dignissimos. Exercitationem expedita eius ratione omnis omnis sed.

Nostrum minus eligendi laboriosam commodi. Vero sed voluptatibus in voluptas.

" 'Cause when ya meals appear; ya errybodys silverware" L.B.
 

Sit dolor accusamus tempore quaerat vel deleniti eius vel. Ad et nobis molestiae reiciendis et molestiae aut. Consectetur qui deserunt similique recusandae accusantium.

Fugiat voluptas aliquam rerum laudantium consectetur tempore repellendus. Delectus pariatur dolore est veniam aut. Maxime veritatis necessitatibus ipsa tenetur quia labore ratione. Est autem blanditiis magni sed. Sint sint tempora et voluptatem praesentium.

Deleniti et sit voluptatem voluptas earum qui. Eos maxime aperiam nobis sint facilis enim et dolorem. Dolor quaerat atque beatae at velit.

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”