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With it being the holidays and knowing that a few Bankers here love this scene I felt this was appropriate.

How many of you here are cringing at the fact that you might be working Christmas Eve?

Got to love work/life balance.

Happy Holidays WSO.

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Not working tomorrow...but only because the building is closed, and he doesn't want to have to request any overtime A/C.

If I were single, would be not be a big deal either way, but now I have a bf I want to visit.

 

A completely underrated movie. This should be part of the 25 days of Christmas.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

NO MONTY IT IS THE SAME GIRL! She plays a dual part of the sl*tty neighbor in the alternate reality and the escourt in the actual reality.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

Yeah, some of his movies have been weak, but I've really liked (off the top of my head):

  1. Gone in 60 Seconds
  2. Snake Eyes
  3. National Treasure 1 and 2
  4. Lord of War
  5. Family Man

Frankly, I can't think of a Cage movie that I've personally seen (and I'm no movie buff so I've seen about 10 of his movies) that I haven't liked.

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He lost all his money so he needs to do as many films as possible and just get his quote rather than worry about the quality of the script.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

National Treasure (just like Pirates 1) was a good film. The sequels were garbage designed to sucker people into seeing a crap film because of its brand.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

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I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

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