RBS Libor Manipulation Logs

Hello fellow monkeys !

I know some people have mixed views about ZeroHedge, but they published an article last week (link at the end) about RBS' IM logs concerning the manipulation of the Libor. Parts of the logs are a little "boring," but some quotes are pure gold (especially for the more cynical here).

I think my favourite is :

Swiss Franc Trader: can u put 6m swiss libor in low pls?
Primary Submitter: NO
Swiss Franc Trader: should have pushed the door harder
Primary Submitter: Whats it worth
Swiss Franc Trader: ive got some sushi rolls from yesterday?
[…]
Primary Submitter: ok low 6m , just for u
Swiss Franc Trader: wooooooohooooooo[,] 0.01%? thatd be awesome
Primary Submitter: 1.33
Swiss Franc Trader: perfect[.] u r a nice man

That CHF trader is awfully funny.

If you feel like procrastinating, have some fun !

Here is the article.

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