Wall Street Cribs: NYC Edition part deux

Questioning why you're in this business?

Thinking of leaving the Wall Street rat race?

Here's a little somethin somethin that might motivate you to stick around.

In no particular order, here are 5 pretty cool Wall Streeter cribs.



9 East 86th Street




Resident: John Paulson

It's unclear whether Paulson owns the whole place or just a floor or two, but either way, a 52 foot wide, 28,500 square feet limestone mansion sounds like a pretty good place to lick your wounds after a spectacular blow up. Hmmm, wonder if he has a money bin hidden there somewhere...




740 Park Avenue




Resident: Izzy Englander

Izzy scored the apartment right below Schwarzman's epic 37-room, 20,000 square foot spread back in 2000. How big is Izzy's place? Hard to tell, but here's its old floorplan to help you figure that out. Incidentally, John Thain lives on the floor above Steve's and other neighbors include Level Global's David Ganek, Oilman David Koch, and Gabriel Capital's J. Ezra Merkin.




9 East 71st St




Resident: Jeffrey Epstein

DSK would be proud of this place. Some sources say that Epstein got this 51,000 square foot, eight story, underage turboslut orgy party venue for just a dollar during the late 90's. Think he'll take an offer of fifty grand? That'll be like, serious returns for him bro.




1040 5th Avenue




Resident: Glenn Dubin

Highbridge Capital Management's Glenn Dubin lives in Jackie O's former 5th avenue apartment, which is pants-jizzingly prestigious for some people. It boasts 5 beds, 5 and a half baths, 3 maids rooms, 3 terraces, and a pretty epic view of Central Park. Not bad for $32 mil. Floorplan here.




4 East 75th street




Resident: J. Christopher Flowers

Flowers broke records when he bought this 50 foot wide, 22,000 square foot mansion for $53 mil back in 2006. 5 years and a $4 million renovation later however, the buyout maven sold it for $36.5 mil. Ouch.




Back to work monkeys, hope that gave you some motivation to stick around. Have a good one.
 
sk8247365:
Am i the only one (not in NYC) who thinks these places are ugly?

Why the hell would you buy an office building to live in?

They aren't buying the building. It's a high-rise, they buy a condo inside. When you see the interior shots, you will be amazed.

The townhouses he posted are all private residences, you can buy the whole house. Condominiums are just a floor or even part of a floor in the building.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

... 51,000 square foot, eight story,

.. 50 foot wide, 22,000 square foot mansion

....epic 37-room, 20,000 square foot

...unclear whether Paulson owns the whole place or just a floor or two, but either way, a 52 foot wide, 28,500 square feet

Those sound like whole office buildings to me.

A 37 room 20k sqft condo? Not likely.

However, if you are right and they are buying a 22k sqft condo in a high rise, that is F'n crazy.

 
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It’s getting more and more bizarre: The New York Post highlights new revelations coming from nutty she-male Maximilia Cordero’s amended lawsuit against billionaire Jeffrey Epstein. His spokesman, Howard Rubenstein says "It’s all baloney.". While that’s what it sounds like to us, that didn’t stop us from having a little bit of fun with Photoshop (at the left). From the Post: In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Avarelle Maximillia – formerly Maximillian – Cordero claims she once told Jeffrey Epstein that she hears "demonic voices" and that he once put on lipstick and a red wig and told her to "call me Janice." He then fondled and licked the still biologically male Cordero, the suit charges. On one occasion in 2000, the vulgarly written suit says, the teenaged Cordero told Epstein "I’m Old Yella" and "began barking like a dog. She got on all fours in her lingerie and continued barking. She told defendant Epstein to be careful or she would ‘bite him.’ "

 

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