Weekend Wars: Drones vs. Moans

Over the past few weeks, I have been dealing with a very annoying neighbor. She can't shut up, moans, bitches and whines about every damn thing, but she's a good lay so I tolerate. It got me thinking about the workplace and how terrible it is to deal with annoying co-workers. You know what they say "co-workers, can't fuck'em, can't kill'em."

So many of you guys are putting in 80+ hour work weeks, dodging hipster turds on your way to work and getting the doormat treatment from your MDs, already. Can there be anything worse on top of that than a pain-in-the-ass colleague?

I just realized about an hour ago that if I wasn't fucking this disaster alert system with a pulse, I would probably take a hatchet to her forehead. The combination of constant complaining and a mind-numbing tone is too much to handle. I can only imagine what that would sound like every damn day of the week, from dusk-till-dawn.

So without giving anyone any bright ideas about offing that annoying sack of turds in the cubicle next to you, I'd like to hear some co-worker horror stories from you guys.

What kind of personality bothers you the most? In my experience most annoying co-workers are either boring drones or endless complainers.

The complainers tend to moan and bitch all day, but can occasionally spazzdafuggout and become quite entertaining. The drones on the other hand can quickly become as entertaining as mind sex with bambi.

When I think of the options, I am tempted to say that offing them both and taking your chances would be the only train of thought I could comfortably board.

How about yourselves? Ever had someone around at the office who made you hate life?

What does your nightmare co-worker look and act like?

How much of your bonus would you drop if their disappearance was for sale?

 
Best Response

hahaha if i had an annoying neighbor, next time i got her in the sack (i don't know how you managed to), i would fuck her like Vietnam.

This one woman at my last office was a total passive-aggressive bitch. Plus, she was fugly and I am sure was a fucking frustrated virgin. It was my first job and I was basically her slave, doing manual chores all day long into the night. Like you said because i couldn't fuck her (wish i could kill her), I basically paid that ugly turd a compliment. And my day went smooth as fuck. E.g (You look pretty in the yellow dress today). One thing I have seen w/ women is that they are VERY insecure in nature. Give them a compliment and they will love you for it.

Once, I came across this hen picking cunt. I mean she was a proper CUNT. The worst passive-aggressive bitch I have ever come across. This was at a friends house. I mean this broad thought Plato came out of her vagina. The prissy-i-know-everything-i-am-so -clever type. I would never hit a woman but that day i came inches to it when she threw a bottle at me. So what do you do in a situation like that? MIND-FUCK

Call her an ugly worthless piece of shit, who is fat unattractive and smells like a period. Women wont show it, but there insides are getting eviscerated by every comment. Sometimes I think of letting go of my rule and slapping a bitch like Marat Safin's backhand.

 

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