What the Zuck looked like at his office in Menlo Park today

Respect the hoodie, bro.

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I fucking hate nicki minag or wtv her name is. Fucking annoying fake doll personality, horrible plastic surgery, no musical talent, and just overall trash.

But I think she makes more than most bankers do.. sigh.

 

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