WSO Caption Contest - March 12th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 14th, winner will be announced this weekend

 

"There's a lot of talk about 'trimming the fat around here...' and I want it all to STOP!"

We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski
 

On the picture: ✓ greed ✓ bad character ✓ pig => wait for it... ✓ slaughterhouse

Reference: "I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse." Walter Annenberg

/just saying

 

Piggy: It's fun to stay at the Y.....M-C-A. Guy-in-Chair: We're all Jewish.

Robert Clayton Dean: What is happening? Brill: I blew up the building. Robert Clayton Dean: Why? Brill: Because you made a phone call.
 
goodL1fe:

Piggy: It's fun to stay at the Y.....M-C-A.
Guy-in-Chair: We're all Jewish.

Ha that is also what immediately came to my mind when I saw the pic. That thing on the table is definitely not kosher.
Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
brandon st randy:
goodL1fe:

Piggy: It's fun to stay at the Y.....M-C-A.
Guy-in-Chair: We're all Jewish.

Ha that is also what immediately came to my mind when I saw the pic. That thing on the table is definitely not kosher.

haha you should definitely run with that kosher idea. hilarious.

Robert Clayton Dean: What is happening? Brill: I blew up the building. Robert Clayton Dean: Why? Brill: Because you made a phone call.
 

"We know team morale has been low lately, so we brought in this pig so you can all take out your aggression."

"Yeah, Bill, I see Brenda, but what's that thing on the table?!"

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

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"Decide what to be and go be it." - The Avett Brothers
 

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