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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Nov 28st, winner will be announced Friday morning
Bull: Sorry bear but I AM sick, can you take the market this week?
Bear: Does she stay if I get sick next week?
Bear: Babe SERIOUSLY??! I saw the photo of you grabbing his nuts last week but I thought that was just for your facebook profile photo and nothing more...
Girl: What? At least he's always going up.
You're back already? Tapering wasn't supposed to be until next year.
Bear: People say it's going to be my turn, but I always come too late...
Chick to bear: "You're all about the "taper" and he's all about "tape her" to the bed. You know I like it rough.."
Bear: which one of you gave me herpes? Bull: bro, you're not making any cents.
Bear: He might get it up, but I've ALWAYS gone down on you!
@swanky is the winner!
Ben Bernake set you two up together didn't he
Girl: I like to get on top and tell him we are going to taper, he tries to buck me off.
"What the Hell, Janet?!?!?!"
Bear: You know she just licked my ass an hour ago, right?
Bull: bands will make her dance bro
Bear: Let me get in on this and we can pull off a butterfly spread
Bear: When your down your down Bull: When I AM down is because I was just UP Girl: He was up until I made him come down
"I'm not jealous... I get to go down on her when you're finished"
"You people make me sick, you doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the market and you think you're doing comedy" - Elaine
Bear: What does he have that I don't. Girl: He can get it up and he's always horny.
Bear: When I said ride the bull market I didn't mean literally.
Bear (to Bull): YOU FUCKING DOUCHECANOE
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