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What exactly does a GPA show?..i mean my roommate has a 4.0 in finance and economics double major. He barely got 1250 on his SAT, he can't explain to you what a computer does? he got interviews but of course didn't get an offer because he was too theoretical. Don't get me wrong but all he does is study. If you ask him a questi...
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Car appropriate for senior associate/1st-yr-VPWhat car is appropriate for an senior associate/1st-yr-VP? I'm thinking of getting a new car. I want something relatively sporty. I'm considering the following: - M3 (nice, but new model is coming out soon) - Porsche carerra (996 shape) (a few option here, Cabrio or not?, C4 or S?, 6-spd or auto?)...
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BumpsDumb Q of the morning... what the heck does everybody mean when they write 'bump' after messages? Is it a response such as to say that the prior post was lame and no worth the time to read/respond? Someone clue me in please. Thx....
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Corporate Fin. Low lifeThis scenario actually took place about two weeks ago in a corp. fin. class. The professor asked what a 'proxy' was..and this is what ensued: 1st girl called on: "I don't know" (probably the smartest answer up until I spoke 4th). 2nd guy called on: "it is an approximation" (fucking moron). 3rd g...
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Don't make 'em like they used to...(Just an email that was forwarded to me--didn't write it--thought it was good for a cheap laugh) Editorial: Interns – They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To Where the hell is the summer guy? Pete, or whatever the fuck his name is. I need him to make some photocopies and buy me a Coke. Wait...
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Banker B.O./GasI imagine this must be a serious problem with the amount of hours you lot spend in the office. I'm sure there are a few unhygienic nitwits who stink up the office during the summer and make it unbearable for you to sit next to them in meetings. Equally sure there must be some with excessive gas fro...
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Celebrating adulthood...what are the best bars/clubs to hit up for my 21st birthday this july in nyc ...
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TranslationSomeone who's native in french... please translate: "Il ne Manquait que toi Pour que le combat no se livre pas"...
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For Random99...Coupling Questions!1) Which Coupling male are you? Some of your comments I get a Jeff vibe; others, I get a Patrick vibe. 2) Which Coupling chick do you want to do the most? Susan, Jane, or Sally? Choose 1 and ONLY 1. (i.e. you can't claim multiple like in the famous Kournikova v. Sharapov case)...
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Bankeriffic! A MUST READI have a feeling someone might be doing some weekend work on this, so before we start this process, let's make sure not to put all of our eggs in one basket - if there are too many roosters in the henhouse and too many cooks in the kitchen, we will be letting the wolf into the chicken coop and this ...
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Reply Thread to Mis Ind's "Putting it all to Rest"[quote=Mis Ind]Okay, monkeys. So that I need not spend more time fielding folks' doubts, here you go. Seanc, this is particularly for you. http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u111/MisInd/Aintplaying.jpg So in this photograph, which I just took, you have the following: Statue of Liberty in backgrou...
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Cool "sports" stockmarket gamehey there's this game called "protrade" where you trade stocks of sports teams such as mlb, nba, nfl, ncaa (sorry no soccer atm). it's free, it's fun and it'll help you learn about stocks and trading since it's pretty realistic. If you want an invite just send me an inbox message or post your email....
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New Internet ExplorerDont you guys just love it. Everything is so smoooth. I used to use the Mozilla browser, but now, i am happily switching back to IE. ...
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Wallstreet bootycall gameWell not really but I am sure you guys'll find it entertaining. http://www.gotgametv.com/media/147/Jake_Booty_Call_-_Episode_30/...
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Lori Rothmanof Bloomberg... Gosh, she is simply stunning! An extremely beautiful woman... I always look forward to her Bloomberg's reports! Just to let you guys know :-D...
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Is it true that at GS NY......all the secretaries are recruited from model and actress schools/agencies and are therefore smokin slap-yourself-in-the-face-and-jerk-off hot? I heard this from an ex-GS-banker, who claimed they do this because this is basically the only way these bankers ever get to look at beautiful women. I...
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throw some Dskanye does a remix and does it well. funny too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgg3_0oUe0...
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Fellatio decreases risk of breast cancer in womenClearly, women who perform fellatio on a regular basis (min 2 times per week) reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40%. See CNN article: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm...
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Office FunAt my work there are constant sexual innuendoes made from both the men and women. A lot of references which I suppose could be harassment if someone complained. Theres this one guy who always slaps the girls bums and gets away with it. It's all seen as a joke, lucky bastard. From what I hear he has ...
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Feminist Andrea Dworkin claims she was raped.For those of you that don't know, radical feminist Andrea Dworkin published controversial articles in the New Statesman and in the Guardian, stating that one or more men had raped her in her hotel room in Paris the previous year, putting GHB in her drink to disable her. Catharine MacKinnon believed ...
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Salma HayekAny bleeding hearts out there now that Salma Hayek is off the market?!? She snatches up the 74th richest man... given her attributes... if you look thru the slideshow... compare recent pics with ones 5 years ago. Obvious she's had a boob job....
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Putting all doubts to restOkay, monkeys. So that I need not spend more time fielding folks' doubts, here you go. Seanc, this is particularly for you. http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u111/MisInd/Aintplaying.jpg So in this photograph, which I just took, you have the following: Statue of Liberty in background -- proves ...
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such people really exist!Article on ananova.com http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2239213.html?menu= Six babies on the way - with six women A music producer told a US court he has six children on the way - all with different women. Ricky Lackey was asked by a judge how many children he had during sentencing on an a...
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DefinitelyD-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. Write it down. Christ... For those of you who need a reminder, www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com ...
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Need Advice - Current Freshman at a TargetI'm a current freshman at a target and I need some advice on recruiting. I heard that you get better offers in IBD if you trim your pubes. A)Is this true? B)What shape/pattern works best. Thanks in advance for your help!...
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Screeching halt...All of my work came to a screeching halt today... I am waiting on folks to review work and give me comments, waiting on analysts to get stuff done, waiting for conference calls with client to gather more information... in the interim, I find myself today with nothing to do, twiddling my thumbs and I...
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Does Mis Ind like girls?http://misind.ytmnd.com...
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Sly Stallone busted for juiceIt looks like Sly Stanllone was busted for having some HGH and testosterone on his private jet. This is fucking ridiculous. They did the same shit with Rush and his viagra. These fucking pigs need to get lives. Look at how much fucking money we waste every year on bullshit. ...
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hotelsWhich hotels do the midtown banks use, specifically JPM?...
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"Informal" InternshipIs it completely idiotic to ask for an informal internship? I have to support myself and don't want to quit work because it's not very easy to find another job like this (I don't have much of a choice). This summer, I'd really like to get ANY sort of experience in the financial sector, but I won't b...
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Are I-Banking Girls Easy to Bang?Do I-Banking girls put out easily on the street or are they prude little finance girls? ...
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"From the ghetto..."Can someone explain - why do so many people sign off with that? ...
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Random MCAT QuestionGuys this is a random question but it is for a friend. Does anyone know if you can combine MCAT scores from different tests the same way you can combine SAT scores from different tests? Any help is appreciated ...
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Posh GirlsPosh, well bred fit girls with nice accents are just yummy...
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Rate this jobFoot-fetish porn star. Discuss...
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Older womenI have had a run in with quite a few older ladies who i think could teach me a thing or two if you know what I mean. i told a mate of mine about my recent succcess stories in pulling a couple of hotties and he is challenging me that if I really have skills to pull a older more experienced bird. It'...
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TalentSo after posting how hot the ladies are. I decided to check out the talent as it I went through canary wharf. At lunch I saw this really cutiee who works at Cret Suisse she is an analyst there, luck behold she knows a girl from my uni who started in her division. So I got chatting to her and we ar...
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PS3I don't get it. Folks are posting their receipts on eBay for Playstation 3's and they're going for $1500+. That's insane. Example: Item number: 220049160824 ...
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Movie OpinionBetter movie.. Wall Street or Boiler Room?...
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Hot office GirlsWhy are so many ladies in the office so hot. you get plenty of uglies to. But when i was at uni there were very few lookers. But all of a sudden there are so many. These are the same ones at good unis who get these jobs so why are they all ugly during uni days or are these women imported from some s...
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Lunch Time StoriesI was out again to grab a sandwich and I hear this girl in front of me saying to her friend, why am I always alone on valentines day. I thought I cant see why, she had a fine ass good body. I was thinking turn around and if you got a decent face your not gonna be lonely this time. I got a look and ...
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Is Ibanking the first few years like a sweat shop?I noticed the poll and the 2nd option right after "I have no significant other" is sweatshop. that got me thinking....since this is an Ibanking forum no one really works at one, but is it like a metaphorical view of Ibanking? I'm probably very late on this metaphor but a simple confirmation like "yo...
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Girls of which NationalitiesIn the office there are some real tall leggy ones, especially these european chicks there is one from scandinavia dont know which country but her legs just yummy. French chick looks sexy too short but very very sexy. I dont discriminate the local lass who sits next to me has nice legs and tits. Her...
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Body part preferanceFriday night and I wanna leave. nearlly time to go. Here is another survey. Put these in order of preferance. In what is the first thing you physically notice or look for in a girl. Heres mine add anything if you like. 1)Face 2)Legs 3)Butt 4)Tits...
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Breasts or LegsWe had a survey at work what most guys prefer, the survey came back quite even. I like a good pair of legs myself. Nice long and silky smooth. Thick thighs are good to depending on the women. Some ladies just look fat, fat girls please dont wear short skirts. Tick thighed girls please do, learn th...
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Poker - Holdem any of you guys find time to play some poker every once in a while? namely hold em...
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Blue BallsWould you date a girl working in an IB. I have seen some really sexy ladies in my division, some of them dont have brilliant faces but the bodies are rock hard. There is a girl that sits next to me and her legs just look amazing, if I ever get bored at work I just have to look around and see these s...
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What's your pick ? Pats v Colts/Saints v BearsMy picks: Pats Bears Brady is gonna get him again !!, Manning should just retire as a playoff QB if he loses tonight ...
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AspiringMonkeywhy do people hate on this aspiringchimp guy who has a TON of bananas? Im new, but it seems like you rip on him everytime he gives advice?...
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pied-a-terre?i'm thinking of buying a pied-a-terre. ideally somewhere a little exotic and perhaps somewhat reasonable. i'm not a bsd, yet. have any of you guys thought of doing the same?...
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TAXTo DO or NOT to DO? That is the questions right? I am thinking of trying my preetty little fingers on TurboTax. What do you guys think? My tax info et al are relatively straigtforward I think. I just don't know if I want to take the plunge or have the accountant that filed my things last year do it...
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Tax Lien Investing/Alternative InvestmentsHas anyone heard about this form of investing? It sounds similar to investing in discounted notes. Basically the overview I've gathered is that local county governments need money, and they are willing to sell their lien certificates at a considerable discount. Their is an auction you bid on the int...
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Introducing the All Nighter BlogIntroducing The All Nighter Blog. We will be publishing material on our home page for your enjoyment periodically so check back for some entertaining posts. Below is the first entry... The ASSociate You know a big fat brownie has landed right in your lap when you get an email like this: F...
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Being married and an investment banker?Would this turn into a horror story since a lot of students get married during the last years of their undergraduate education? ...
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Liddell v. Ortiz 2After Saturday night, who is the UFC Light-Heavyweight champ? It should be a good fight, and I really like both fighters, but can't stand how Tito complains about something after he loses (Chuck poked me in the eye... I wasn't mentally prepared...). I hope Chuck keeps the belt, and I think he will...
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What happened to the site?Was it just me, or did ibankingoasis not exist for like two days?...
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Becoming a LandlordI've officially become a landlord. Good god. Did all of you have to submit to a credit check before renting out your pads in NYC? How much of a security deposit were you charged, 1 month or more? I'm renting out my 2 bedroom condo to two engineering school grads. I like the kids, they seem alri...
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ibankingoasis.com's favorite aspiringmonkey posts'Everyone has their favourite "advice" that the beloved aspiringmonkey has graced us with...my new favourite; "send her dick pics"...
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Cool Midtown Highrise BuildingsOkay so I am obsessed with the Biltmore and am leaning heavily towards living there, if there is an opening this summer. What other comparable high-rise apartment buildings are in the same area?...
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In this thread, we talk about Mis Ind's bodyPlease jot down any bit of evidence you can remember that will help us piece together an image of Mis Ind's body. 1. She has a fiancee. As many of you know, it is all too tempting to let yourself go once you have nobody to impress. Consider that she is also the breadwinner in the relationship,...
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in wich university you've been graduated?and at what time do you get your first i-bank job?...
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Your best banking experience?with all these tales of horror, i'm sure the many students in this forum want to know about the brighter side too... (besides the obvious huge bonuses, expense accounts, going to strip joints/bars, etc.) so please share your happiest moment after being employed!...
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The Soundtrack of Our LivesWhat songs or artists connect with you the most? After watching the movie "Wall Street" recently, I fell in love with "This Must Be The Place" by Talking Heads. Confused but hopeful lyrics, a beautifully tender song that describes where I am right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGa52pQ-z4E htt...
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Murray's HillGreat story line, entertainment wise on leveragebuyout.com If only networks would actually make such a show, i'm sure an audience would be there. It could actually be very similar to Entourage...which is by far one of the best shows out there....
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Excellent Readhttp://www.gawker.com/topic/the-bitter-investment-banker-email-016011.php...
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Leisurely read...I find it ironic and supremely entertaining that Wasting Time openly admits he's incompetent at accounting. He further shares that he's "more of a CMIS type guy, that stuff just comes natural to me, easy A. The only bad thing is I have no idea how a person would get into the technology sector of ...
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So I started with the siteIf you remember my old thread, about wanting to make a quick reference guide website to getting a job in IB...well I started working on it...here is the layout I'm going to go with. http://andrew.dreamhost.com/UPLOAD/files/1/ibsite.jpg That excel pic, is where the banner will go, I want the banner...
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Bateman in LondonThere is a movie called london and one of the charectors is bateman. good movie....
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Let's start a pact on AssMonkeyLet's ignore whatever AssMonkey has to say. Stop replying to his posts or arguing with him/her. Let's not waste our time. ...
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Borat... Star Wars...Saw the movie last night. I fake laughed during parts of the movie from peer pressure because everyone else was laughing and didn't want to be the lone contrarian. I don't get the hype. Now for real cinema, is anyone doing the Star Wars marathon on Cinemax this weekend or am I the only geek?...
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I hate liberalsThey are absolutely worthless. Can't believe they took over, fuck, which means higher taxes that will only benefit minorities and illegals, fuck. Those self-hating anti-white liberals, I despise them. Looks like open borders boys, South Africa = your future. ...
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Interesting phenomena...A couple of weeks ago one of our MDs showed up on a Friday wearing blue jeans, a dress shirt with rolled up sleeves and a fleece (?) vest. Today, I can count at least 5 guys in the office mimicking the style. Sigh. (I notice such things when I'm bored.)...
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Colorado DreamingDoesn't belong in this section, but I can't stop dreamin about skiing. Slopes are already open out west. Any other skiers here? If so, where ya goin? and where ya been?...
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Sometimes You Just Can't WinSo it was 3:30am, I had to be at the airport by 6:30am and my model was #Reffing out as usual. My associate starts jumping up and down like a lunatic behind me because we haven't even started printing the 35 pitch books...even though he was the one that messed up the model in the first place by ask...
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Brokeback BankersI'm sure many of you can relate... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nKwycdJ_0...
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Can't say no[quote]Court: Woman Can't Say No After Start Of Sex POSTED: 9:13 am EST October 31, 2006 UPDATED: 9:30 am EST October 31, 2006 ANNAPOLIS, Md. -- An appellate court said Maryland's rape law is clear -- no doesn't mean no when it follows a yes and intercourse has begun. A three-judge panel of the C...
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Michael Milken's first job out of Wharton: What was it?I'm just kinda curious. What was his first job at Drexel? Ben Stein's book basically says he doesn't know and there are varying reports, ranging from IT work to operations to risk management. None of the above sound right. Somewhere else I read that he started in operations and clawed his way ...
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11 page resume guy gets interviewed by inside edition(link)story http://www.insideedition.com/ourstories/inside_stories/story.aspx?storyid=439 apparently there is the video at http://www.insideedition.com but I only get the first 20 seconds or so...
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Reflection of 9/11I wanted to post an excerpt from a speech that was given to me when I was a senior in high school, right after the attacks. The Jesuit teacher who was the orator and writer of this and many more literary offerings(37 books), and was the technical advisor on "The Exorcist" as well as a small cameo. ...
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What Is Going On With Uber?If you haven't been paying attention, Uber has come under a lot of fire recently. Apparently, they have had a total of five scandals in two short weeks. First, they had that HR and sexual assault issue. Next, they had a scathing report on their terrible culture and Google also filed a lawsuit agains...
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Stagnant IndustriesI've been thinking about what industries are most outdated/out of touch with current times and the automotive industry comes to mind, but Tesla seems to be pioneering their way through the sludge. We've seen GM, Volvo, and Toyota all take up reins and begin modernizing their organizations and produc...
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Toastmasters?I know investment banking requires very good oral and written communication skills. I'm part of an organization known as Toastmasters. Its essentially a club that meets once every week and members engage in a variety of speaking activities. Its fun and you can directly and indirectly improve speakin...
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Working abroad- how difficult?How difficult would it be to work abroad after my mba program for a multinational company? Is it extremely difficult to get a Visa for South America/ Europe/Asia? Thanks....
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Dealing with (my own) type A personality Many people think that I am too intense and I get too stressed out over little/trivial things. It's just my nature that I will go through whatever lengths to make my final results perfect. From what I understand, this type of personality is best for IBD or s&t. But maybe it's not for anything else. ...
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Marketing MajorI was sold on finance/accounting from the start and so I have a great understanding of the entry level opps/career progression of these fields, but wanted to learn more about the exit opps for kids who graduate with a marketing degree. To be honest I don't know of a single marketing major going into...
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WSO Community Resource listSo, I thought that I can spare new users from making new threads regarding what kind of sites they should visit and study from as well as where they can get resources to study for. Anyone is free to add sites and other stuff to this list, just reply in the thread and i'll add your suggestion and you...
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Automated Webcam InterviewI have a F500 webcam interview coming up and I need some tips. There is a set amount of time per question, I don't know what the questions are until I start the interview, and there are no breaks or re-dos. I have a tough enough time preparing presentations to be exactly 3 minutes (or whatever the ...
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How to Inspire Your Team as A LeaderBeing a leader is one of the hardest roles to handle. The shoe may just seem to be too big to fill that some leaders choose to take it off of their feet. Pressure in handling the job and the weight of responsibility sometimes makes leaders oblivious of the things around them. As a result, communicat...
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Here Are 5 Techniques To Help You Study FasterAs a current University student, I could not tell you the amount of times I had to cram information for a quiz or an exam the following day. This article cites some tips to help you take in and absorb information more efficiently. Stop Saying Words In Your Head Some people try to "hear" words in...
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Would you work in Dublin?In light of Brexit, the London offices of banks will likely have a tougher time accessing the rest of Europe. As banks are now looking at other cities to put their main European offices, Dublin seems to be the first choice for BoA. [quote] Bank of America Corp. views Dublin as its default destinati...
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How to avoid gold diggers?Nowdays it seems like any asshol* is bragging on his instagram or facebook things he can't afford, such as 10 bottles of dom perignon/night, or the expensive boat trip, or the pic on the fast car on 10yrs lease, etc... Am I being paranoid if I try at all cost to hide my wealth and I don't want a w...
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Amazon Is Becoming Bigger Search Engine Than Google According to a NYU professor, Amazon is becoming a bigger search engine than Google. Approximately 55% of all searches relating to shopping now begin on Amazon, bypassing Google. While I think Google still dominates Amazon in other search engine areas, I'm not surprised about the shopping. Personall...
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Champions League Predictions?Hello monkeys, The Champions League semifinals begin today with Real Madrid and Atletico facing each other today and Juventus and Monaco playing tomorrow. In my opinion, the Madrid derby will be a tight affair with Real Madrid beating Atletico 2-0. Imo the Monaco-Juventus game will be tight as wel...
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Most unbelievable way to land a job in your fieldOkay....location: west coast top 40 non target. I've heard from more than 3 people that... a staff working in one of the university's departments slept her way up (and the position is not that fancy) She also slept with quite a few students. Didn't get the chance to know her name though. ...
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JPMorgan Just Had the Most Profitable Year in the History of BankingJamie Dimon proved JPMorgan Chase & Co. doesn’t just rely on traders for profits. The bank earned $26.5 billion over the past 12 months, the most ever by any major U.S. bank. While trading results reported Friday were worse than analysts expected, second-quarter net income set a record and the co...
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