2020 San Francisco Summer Housing

Alright listen up everyone, I'm about to drop some knowledge, here's the rough neighborhood guide.

East Bay (Oakland, Berkeley): Places here will be cheaper, but parts of Oakland can be dangerous and even Berkeley can be a little sketchy as well. The only way I'd take a place here is if you're within a 5-10min walk of a Bart station and you do some vetting on the surrounding area. The Bart is one of the main commuter trains, but it gets crowed and needs to go under the bay and is often prone to delays. It's also a pretty shitty train (sometimes literally). Unless money is a huge issue, I'd avoid. With that being said, there are some nice areas in Berkeley/Oakland.

South Bay (Palo Alto, Menlo, Mountain View): Can't go too wrong in any of these. Avoid anything in East Palo Alto. Otherwise, all super nice suburbs. Having a car is helpful or if you're at a tech company, a shuttle close by. Nightlife will be lame, if you want to make trips into the city, make sure you're near the Caltrain station. Caltrain is kind of an Amtrak lite for East Coasters. It's a nice train that runs North South from SF down to San Jose. Oh one thing to add here, I'd avoid living in San Jose. Nightlife is awful, it's a bleak and depressing city in my opinion. People get tricked into thinking that it's a large city and that it'll be fun... it just isn't. Oh and make sure to swing by the Rosewood hotel at some point, Thursday night is Cougar night, drop by on a Thursday and you'll see what I mean.

Regarding places in SF that I'd live:

Marina/Cow Hollow: Far from any of the downtown offices, but the most fratty/sorority-y place in the city. Lots of mediocre bars, but things are relatively close together and it has a campus like feel. I'd live here if you live to party and want to prioritize that during the summer. It's also pretty expensive, but close to the water and you'll get some good views.

Russian Hill/Nob Hill: I lump these two together, because they're right next to each other and are kind of the same vibe. These are some of the higher points in the city and have a few apartment complexes (not a ton of these in SF). These are nice areas, more upscale, but not a ton in terms of bars/nightlife directly nearby. With that being said, it does't matter much, but don't expect to walk right outside and have a lot of things at your disposal. You'll have to walk/uber. These are good areas for the summer because depending on where you work, you could be walking distance to the office.

Tenderloin: Avoid at all cost. Will be cheap, but is sketchy.

North Beach: Also a good area, SF's informal red light district, so a little edgier that a nob hill/russian hill, but a slightly more fun vibe. Also pretty close to downtown and might be walkable to the office.

SOMA: Lots of startups here and newer apartment compelxes (which is why SOMA has been mentioned above so frequently). SOMA has decent places to live and is home to a lot of SF's newer startups. The buildings will be nice, but the surrounding area is so-so and usually pretty dead on the weekends (depending one exactly where you are in SOMA). I'd argue you're not really part of the city if you're on like 8th and Brannan, but overall, fine place to live for the summer.

Those are honestly the big ones off the top of my head. Hayes Valley is also awesome, nice little street of restauratns and bars, close to public transit, but probably fewer housing options here for the summer. Kind of a grown up Marina.

Mission: Fine as well, a little grungier, 16th and Mission isn't dangerous persay, but lots of homeless people milling around, 24th and mission is a little better. The Mission district in general is gritter which some love and some hate. Food is pretty good and there are some fun bars too.

Outer Sunset/Outer Richmond: Avoid, they're just too far. Inner Sunset/Richmond are ok and if you're really on a budget, these will be ok areas to live if you're close to a transit line and ok with a little more of a commute.

Dogpatch/Potrero, kind of a farther SOMA. Definetly worth visiting during the summer, cool wineries/breweries and a few good spots to eat. Don't go too far south though, Bayview is kind of like the tenderloin, I'd avoid it.

Noe Valley: Family oriented neighborhood, super quiet, nice restaurants, probably not where you want to live for the summer, but it's nice.

Castro: The gay district, if people talk about going out in the Castro, you're 100% going to a gay bar, just an FYI.