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Feb 24, 2011

That is fucking awesome.

If anyone called me chief, I would go Dick Fuld on their ass and knock them the fuck out, regardless of who they are. So, maybe I should be the 26th person to avoid on Wall Street.

Feb 25, 2011
JimmyDormandy:

That is fucking awesome.

If anyone called me chief, I would go Dick Fuld on their ass and knock them the fuck out, regardless of who they are. So, maybe I should be the 26th person to avoid on Wall Street.

Wow. Somebody woke up this morning, had a couple of "tough guy" cookies and washed it down with some "gangsta" juice...

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time

Feb 24, 2011

lol

Feb 24, 2011

Lol, I always laugh on the inside when I heard someone more senior call an SA chief and saw them get excited. Meanwhile i'm thinking, Dude he doesn't even know your name.

You give me a gift? BAM Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? POW RSVP! You do me a favor? WHAM Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.

Feb 24, 2011

this is so true.

"Major in economics; use your economics degree to get an analyst job on Wall Street; use your analyst job to get into Harvard or Stanford Business School; and worry about the rest of your life later"

Feb 24, 2011

Oh yeah and the girl who cries at her desk is probably the quickest one to hit you with the sexual harassment complaint lol

You give me a gift? BAM Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? POW RSVP! You do me a favor? WHAM Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.

Feb 24, 2011

Avoid the guy who won't share his Adderall: It just speaks to his character.

Love the whole list. Classic.

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."

Feb 24, 2011

Great post!!

It's what you put into it

Feb 24, 2011

awesome

Feb 24, 2011

Amazing.

Feb 24, 2011

24 is great. Never get into a fight with Bess Levin. So very very true... not that I would know.

I mean, you don't want to end up on Dealbreaker in a bad way, do ya?

Feb 24, 2011
Frieds:

#24 is great. Never get into a fight with Bess Levin. So very very true... not that I would know.

I mean, you don't want to end up on Dealbreaker in a bad way, do ya?

Very true, I mean I thought about Facebooking her, but then pictured all of my dirty messages plastered next to Steve Cohen on the home page of DB.

Feb 24, 2011

So yea, avoid just about everyone including yourself. Awesome list.

Feb 24, 2011

Avoid the 1st yr analyst who thinks you guys are going to be best friends since you have the same Alma mater lol

You give me a gift? BAM Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? POW RSVP! You do me a favor? WHAM Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.

Feb 24, 2011

a few of those are great...

Feb 24, 2011

I have "floppy" hair and I am 30 years old...dont hate on people with good hair...

Feb 24, 2011
Bondarb:

I have "floppy" hair and I am 30 years old...dont hate on people with good hair...

Donald you're a bit over 30...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Feb 25, 2011

straight from dealbreaker. nice.

Feb 25, 2011

Ha, bearcats, couldn't help but laugh when I read one of them, think you know which one.

Feb 25, 2011

Avoid the empire-building MD who's on a hiring spree to expand his team, despite having only 2 potential deals lined up for the year.

Feb 25, 2011

Seems to be some truth in the jokes, but I don't think I'll be printing it out anytime soon.

Feb 25, 2011
  1. Avoid the chick in IB Ops with the insanely large breasts. After you bang her, she'll hound you about how can she get over to a more front office role.

True story...

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time

Feb 25, 2011
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Feb 27, 2011
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"Salesmen and traders are wild, cunning, aboriginal creatures who advise money managers about deceiving their bosses and finding new strip bars; their favourite phrase is, "Fuck you." IBankers eat fruit. Salesmen and traders eat meat, preferably fried."