happypantsmcgee:
Did you tape yourself talking about some nonsense?

No happy hahaha

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

These are all epic. Some of the funniest shit I've seen on Youtube. Before the background of the first one loaded as I scrolled down the page, all I saw was the title and I thought "Is this that David DeAngelo shit?"

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The first and second one are absolutely hilarious. The third is funny but not as good as the first two and my brain kept tuning out on the fourth, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96:
The first and second one are absolutely hilarious. The third is funny but not as good as the first two and my brain kept tuning out on the fourth, lol.

Regards

haha

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Funny and entertaining, unlike that "It's Friday" screech that now has a follow-up "song". By the way, what the hell are/is cheese eggs (Video #1) ?

" A recession is when other people lose their job, a depression is when you lose your job. "
 

When you do a cross between frying and scrambling your eggs, incapable of calling it one or the other because you folded in a fat stack of Kraft making it a gooey mess.

/hoodrat

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A Posse Ad Esse:
When you do a cross between frying and scrambling your eggs, incapable of calling it one or the other because you folded in a fat stack of Kraft making it a gooey mess.

/hoodrat

It's not hood, its just awesome. And if you feel above Kraft, toss in some mozzarella, cheddar, pepper jack, you know how it is...

Preshreded cheese is nice too for mixing in while you scramble.

 

No, I'm not saying cheese with your eggs is hoodrat, I'm talking specifically about cheesy eggs. And if you knew your urban anthology, black people only use Kraft.

Cheese in omelets or scrambled eggs can be godly. Too bad I'm allergic to dairy.

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