5 Reasons You Should Never Brag on the Internet

Thought this was particularly relevant on a website such as this:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-should-…

  1. Because no one will believe you.
  2. Because you probably haven't done anything that important
  3. Because someone reading is way better than you
  4. Because no one cares.
  5. Because they're your friends.

Read the article. It's basically about WSO.

 

Have I ever told you how much I like your avatar, flake?

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

I'm Warren Buffet. It's cool, though, I'm just one of the guys.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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