Comments (36)

May 23, 2013
youngprof10:

What would you do if you had a couple of million dollars in your bank account cash??

Nothing is for certain, except for this:

GTFO out of banking

May 23, 2013

Honestly, I can admit, I probably should never, ever have that much sitting around in my bank account in cash. It wouldn't last there long.

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May 23, 2013

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

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May 23, 2013
Edmundo Braverman:

Wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

Hahaaa.... See what you did there

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May 23, 2013
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

/thread

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May 23, 2013
Bobb:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

/thread

May 23, 2013
Bobb:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

/thread

Agreed.

Competition is a sin.

-John D. Rockefeller

May 23, 2013
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

lololololol

May 23, 2013
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1

May 24, 2013
BlackHat:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1

This response is some finance 101 bullshit. But will probably always get lolz on wso.

May 30, 2013
BlackHat:
Edmundo Braverman:

I'd wonder where the rest of my fucking money went.

I tried to stop myself from reading the comments so I could plead ignorance post this on my own, but I knew a like-minded smug bastard would have probably beat me to this one. +1

How about "two chicks at the same time" ?

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May 23, 2013

Become the batman. So cool.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

  • Schopenhauer
May 23, 2013

I'd do a study on why people post the same question over and over within days of each other on internet forums

May 23, 2013

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

May 23, 2013

I wonder whether there are message boards for people who win or inherit lots of money.

May 23, 2013
Little Engine Would:

I wonder whether there are message boards for people who win or inherit lots of money.

http://www.afterlotto.com/lottery_winner_forum.html

Google FTW

May 23, 2013
D M:
Little Engine Would:

I wonder whether there are message boards for people who win or inherit lots of money.

http://www.afterlotto.com/lottery_winner_forum.html

Google FTW

I wasn't THAT interested. :)

May 23, 2013
D M:
Little Engine Would:

I wonder whether there are message boards for people who win or inherit lots of money.

http://www.afterlotto.com/lottery_winner_forum.html

Google FTW

Why are they using a cock ring for the letter "o" in forum?

May 23, 2013

Travel. A LOT.

May 23, 2013

wonder how the fuck it got there from originally being under my mattress

May 23, 2013

If I had millions lying around I'd go work for the Peace Corps for 2 years, go to JH SAIS or HKS, then work for DIA/CIA/NCTC until retirement.

May 23, 2013
lasampdoria:

If I had millions lying around I'd go work for the Peace Corps for 2 years, go to JH SAIS or HKS, then work for DIA/CIA/NCTC until retirement.

Thats what I said.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

  • Schopenhauer
May 24, 2013

id track down OP

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

May 30, 2013

Well I would write a memoir on what I've already done with my millions in the bank. It would have sentence long chapters as follows

1 the night I fucked 3 girls at once
2 the night I got my 1st hooker
3 the night I got another hooker
4 the night I flew to Vegas and won 150k at blackjack
5 the night I met GWB
6 the night I bought a 35k dog
7 the night I got my black card
8 the night I pissed on a stripper
9 the night partied with Goldman senior partners
10 the day I played golf with Clint Eastwood
11 my adventures of playing golf at Augusta national
12 the day I spent 100k but made 3 million
13 the day I discovered WSO
14 my 1st million dollar investment
15 the day I jumped out of a plane in a squirrel suit
16 I'm tired of making this list but there are a ton more awesome things to add
17 how I am way more awesome than you are

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May 23, 2013
heister:

Well I would write a memoir on what I've already done with my millions in the bank. It would have sentence long chapters as follows

8 the night I pissed on a stripper
13 the day I discovered WSO

May 23, 2013
heister:

17 how I am way more awesome than you are

God I missed you.

May 23, 2013
D M:
heister:

17 how I am way more awesome than you are

God I missed you.

"...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

  • Schopenhauer
Jun 5, 2013

Finish the current year of my job, and stay one more year. Purchase a nice penthouse condo. on the beach and rent it out. Finish one more year at my current job, and then go back to school and eventually go to medical school or get a Ph.D. in Immunology. That sounds fun.

May 23, 2013
soybean12:

Finish the current year of my job, and stay one more year. Purchase a nice penthouse condo. on the beach and rent it out. Finish one more year at my current job, and then go back to school and eventually go to medical school or get a Ph.D. in Immunology. That sounds fun.

Med School does sound fun, we should all put ourselves through a few more years of IB. What's the difference?