A whopping 85% of college grads affected by autism are unemployed. This figure is abysmal compared to the 2.1% unemployment rate for all college grads. Why are so many college grad autists unemployed? Because they have poor social skills and behave strangely, among other things.
Lesson: If you have poor social skills and behave strangely, then you are so fucked. Forget about finding a job in Investment Banking. It will be hard for you to find a job at all.