Actually, I don't care. I'm dropping this site.

Visited my parents today, they're getting older. I looked at my dad and was overwhelmed with admiration, and then I thought to myself "will shitposting and trolling make him proud?" and "did he raise you to brag about your accomplishments and put others down?". No, no to both of those questions. 

Idgaf about any of you, and the only thing that should really matter to me rn is making my parents proud and making enough money to put them in the lap of luxury. 

This site is a gigantic waste of time, and the insights provided are marginally beneficial  best. Even the job reviews and salary info are incredibly sus. This is just 4chan/reddit for finance types, and you've managed to convince yourselves that it's not. 


I'm out for good, changed my password to something I'll never remember. I recommend you do the same. 


If you comment I wont see it, so I'll say this preemptively: Go cry in your room.

 
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LMAO. Just checked your history and found series of shit posts. Bro, in case you don't have anyone close to you that has told you: you and your kind are the reason this platform has a bad name. Your first post started with talking about your offer and spiralled down to absolute rubbish ie you got a great offer AFTER getting all you need from this forum and then decided to give absolute shit back. TF?

This app has helped me a lot because I learned to tune out the noise from the likes of you. And I'm sure other serious people have too.

 

Lmao yea, recognized this dudes name before even reading the post. He just spews absolute shit everywhere.

 

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