Attacked by deaf overweight dog
Just got tackled by a deaf hundred pound bulldog. The beast approached, stood on its two stubby little legs, grasped one knee and immediately begun to thrust aggressively while sloshing saliva on the inner thigh. Fought with the creature for a minute, leaning left, right, back and forth, struggling for balance. Owner just stood there and laughed—apparently the fucking thing does this to everyone when unleashed. There goes the bespoke trousers. What are some of your memorable dog incidents you can share?
Dogs can smell hypocrisy.
That's what happens if you go from claiming "COVID killing black people is good for the West" to being a SJW in a week.
Lol amen, thinking the same thing here.
OP - why is your profile pic an image of high heels? Are you wearing those?
Name the designer and style and I’ll tell you.
It's a classic high heel pump from either Chanel or Prada.
Quite frankly, every brand has a version of it so who knows.
I think you're a dumbass for thinking anyone could possibly recognize the heels in that tiny ass photo.
Hell, I was curious so did a reverse image search which came up with 0 results. Now I'm pissed that you're a dumbass and wasted my time with no response yet of what these heels are that even an AI couldn't figure it out, so I think you're wrong in assuming that anyone would know what the fuck you are referring to in these elusive heels, which further deepens your level of dumbassery. Yes, I just made up a word - you deserve it.
This particular English bulldog must definitely have had a heightened sense of smell. It probably had Chanel No. 5 scent hardwired as “hypocrite” somewhere in its tiny fried up brain.
What does Chanel No. 5 have to do with your shitty writing? Moreover, Chanel No.5 is the epitome of female banality. Everyone seems to have one. If you want to impress, find your own scent.
Also, please don't go showing off what perfume you wear. Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn.
what the hell has the site become
thank you evan.
take it as a compliment. Bulldogs,especially English bulldogs, are objectively the best dogs and I’d love to have one even if it is prone to going on humping sprees.
If anything is going to hump into me at random, it better have the right size ;)
An old lady walked in front of me perpendicular to the direction I was walking. As I walked past her -she was walking away- her dog turned around and took bite t my calf. Felt the teeth but there were no punctures.
lol—bet it was a nice, big, juicy, fat filled calf? Seems like one of the worst places to be bitten by a dog besides the throat. Say more, what happened after?
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