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May 23, 2021 - 6:18pm

that is haram

أمنيتي الوحيدة: جنسي مثلي الجنس العربدة وقذف القضيب

I bear witness that there is no deity but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

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May 13, 2021 - 9:42pm

it is serious tbh. Getting a lil bit paranoid because I have been seeing so many stories on tiktok of baby mamas trapping the dads that clapped the cheeks

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  • Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
May 13, 2021 - 9:37pm

That's why you only fuck girls with endometriosis. No-no-no periods, no-no-no pregnancy.

May 13, 2021 - 9:47pm

If you get a solid 10/10 the best way to tie down a baddie is to have a child with her. After that no one else would want to mess with her.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
May 14, 2021 - 10:16am

I took all of my niggas off xans and put all of my bitches on plan b

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
May 14, 2021 - 11:44am

Don't fuck poor chicks - obviously I don't want to get my girlfriend preggers but that trust fund (hers not mine) removes a ton of stress. My personal financial plan also includes setting up trust funds for my future children in the next 3-5 years to remove that stress completely from my life.

May 14, 2021 - 12:31pm

It's a valid concern and the simple solution is not to have pre-marital sex. Anyone who wants to argue that you can't still have a good time with someone is outright lying to you.

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May 14, 2021 - 1:41pm

Pizz

Then how do people in porn do it? They seem to have a great time 

Birth control 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Anonymous Monkey
  • Rank: Chimp
May 14, 2021 - 4:13pm

condoms break dude im just scared, i dont want to get someone knocked up, im terrified

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
May 14, 2021 - 4:17pm

Dude fucking relax. Use a condom. You know you're supposed to fill it up with water after right? Not to be a child or gross, but if there is a leak it will come out, then you go get some plan b. Did you have a family member knock some chick up or something? This level of anxiety regarding the most innate and primal male desire is not normal 

  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
May 15, 2021 - 12:07pm

The more I read your replies the more pathetic you come across holy shit dude. It's not fucking rocket science to not get a girl pregnant. Cum in her ass or on her face/tits/back. It's not this hard.

May 16, 2021 - 8:15am

Looks like the OP was deleted. This is simple. Always be prepared. Before my wife and I were together long term we had systems. condom, pull out WELL before any possibilities, and the pill too which she's religious about.

i know hormones are crazy but if you don't wrap it you're just asking for trouble. It really is easier than whoever OP is letting on. I was terrified too cause my mom drilled in me DONT GET ANYONE PREGNANT but after a couple times I realized it ain't hard to avoid it if you're careful

i don't understand why this is even a discussion, what's the question here?

May 14, 2021 - 5:09pm

It´s okay, we get it. If I were non-White, I would wish to be White, too. Miracle Whip Gang, unite!

...and the Truth shall set you free
May 14, 2021 - 6:04pm

Poor white people struggle with the same issues you've mentioned. Personally knew a few single moms. Youngest was 24 with 2 kids. Given her looks/personality I unfortunately think her bf used her and tossed her. 

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May 14, 2021 - 5:10pm

Yeah man, just chill. Smoke a doobie, or whatever it is you folks enjoy.

...and the Truth shall set you free
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  • Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
May 14, 2021 - 6:54pm

lmao a 23 year old on a 100k freaking out how everyone is after his big fat stacks

relax dude, get outside

May 17, 2021 - 8:26am

100k  is a lot of money except in maybe a few select places like Palo Alto and Manhattan.

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May 15, 2021 - 12:50pm

Pizz

How do people who have sex regularly not get pregnant then?

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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May 16, 2021 - 2:29am

Take the advice from the movie Waiting.

(Monty's Mom) ". You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing."

(Ryan Reynolds) "Come on, mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out."

(Monty's Mom) "Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story."

(Ryan Reynolds) "You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex."

(Monty's Mom) "If only I had been so lucky."

May 16, 2021 - 7:13pm

I recently had a buddy knock up a girl. They dated for over a year or two and were broken up for good about 6 months. (The chick is crazy). However, over Thanksgiving break they in the same town again and hooked up drunk. Chick said she was on birth control, but now she is pregnant. Now this guy has a kid coming this summer and is stuck with this chick likely for the rest of his life. It was an eye opener for me to play it safe. It is just not worth it.  

  • Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
May 16, 2021 - 7:59pm

Expecting MS from white-knights & simps, but am I the only one that gets grossed out when a girl is always using birth control methods when single (IUD, that ring thing, whatever fucking thing they insert into their arm). 

It just makes me think that they have slept with like 40+ guys in a 5 year period before me. Which means she probably is not wife material. 

Anybody feel the same? 

May 17, 2021 - 4:16am

Lol you know there're loads of medical reasons that girls use birth control which are completely unrelated to getting pregnant?

Also seems kinda unfair to judge a girl for thinking that she might have slept with some other guy, when presumably she's disclosing her birth control bc she's about to sleep with you...

May 19, 2021 - 9:16pm

Carter III

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

May 17, 2021 - 3:17am

I am also a minority. You have a right to be concerned. Only hook up/date high class women, preferably from racial/ethnic/cultural groups where they will be disowned for having a kid without marriage. That means no attractive poors.

May 19, 2021 - 9:22pm

Just wondering, with the anonymous feature, you can hover over the OP's name and see the amount of bananas and MS... this is technically a unique identifier, so if you wanted you could match up their banana/MS quantity when they didn't post anonymously. So its kind of weak anonymous, right?  

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jun 8, 2021 - 6:47pm

Yeah you're right that is close to my ratio. How odd. Must be some glitch in the matrix.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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