All jokes aside, does this chart look accurate?

What do you think of this chart? I know it's meant to be a joke but I was just wondering if it looks accurate. Any thoughts on those target schools? 

Comments (31)

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Jan 13, 2022 - 3:55pm

Pretty accurate jokes aside. Haven't seen many alums at some state schools in the upper right quadrant (UT, Florida, Villa, Wisconsin) but other than that pretty good.  

  • Intern in AM - Other
Jan 13, 2022 - 3:59pm

I feel like Cornell has more Goobers than MIT. But I'd hesitate to say MIT has more cheek clappin and sports than Cornell. Tough call given the scale for the x axis.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Jan 13, 2022 - 4:29pm

Nah. Penn, Cornell, Dartmouth are known for their Greek life, first of all. In addition, NYU/Chicago/ND/UVA/etc should not be above any of the Ivies. UC schools should be higher. Villanova, IU, FL, Wis, SMU, etc should be below the line.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Jan 13, 2022 - 6:39pm

Cornell have the most impressive physical houses, literal castles overlooking gorges. 

Dartmouth has the best parties, given their administration actually supports the Greek system. 

Penn is straight up overrated imo 

Jan 13, 2022 - 11:52pm

There are lots of hot girls, but as a straight dude, I will say that the male population of Stanford is unusually good looking on average, so you have much more competition

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