Alternative meanings of "EBITDA"

So a colleague and I were bored at work and started brainstorming different phrases that EBITDA could stand for. The best we came up with was: Everyone's Busy If The Director Asks

Can anyone else think of a funny / applicable definition for this ubiquitous finance term?

 

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