Q&A: Freshman at HYP
Current freshman at HYP. Haven't accomplished anything material but somehow qualified to provide advice on a variety of topics beyond the scope of my experience so ask away!
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Save some pussy for the rest of us
Those 13 people who do not have a sense of humor...
Haters, every last one of them
Will give you a shot - what do you want to accomplish as the young person starting at the top of the pyramid?
There’s a lot of us bottom feeders out there who want to take your lunch. I’ve already done it on many occasions. As a State U grad nobody wanted to hear my story, nor should they have.
You're so money baby and you don't even know it!
How would you feel if you get dinged at an interview because your interviewer went to a non-target?
Like a terrible injustice had occurred that needs to be corrected immediately.
He should be compensated with his interviewers bonus. Its not like nontargets would get a bonus anyway though, so maybe it isnt enough
When do you plan to lose your virginity?
Already gone!
Are you taking any interns? If so, please send link to resume drop.
The real question is if he takes nontarget interns
Is your dad taking interns*
Did you ever jerk it in detention?
You
Thoughts on semi-target schools?
You mean non-target schools, ie, schools that aren't target schools.
You’re either a target or your not. Idk who came up with this semi-target lie!
good shitpost man thanks
this guy fucking gets it.
also, fuck you Intern in IB - Gen.
U a h8r
God I hope this is a shitpost. Otherwise, kill yourself.
They wonder why kids have problems these days...
Funny post but given the joke I’m not sure if you’re actually at HYP. If you are I’d be curious to know how the admissions scandal affects how classmates think about eachother. Like, if someone seems a little dumb for HYP and isn’t an athlete, do people start wondering if he bribed his way in? That sort of thing
No one cares, we still @ the top!
HYP has lots of average intelligent ppl and they can't really afford to bribe their way in like that. I don't think ppl assume bribery vs legacy or other preferential treatment.
What is HYP?
how much do you enjoy your girlfriend having sex with other men while you watch. on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being i hate it and 10 being u jack off to it, 9 or 10?).
Projecting much? Can’t relate. Sorry that happened to you!
Sad!
Join any of the secret/elite societies yet? Skull & Bones, Porcellian Club, Section X, etc.
What year did your dad graduate from your school
Immaculate conception baby - no daddy to speak of, sad!
"you're trying too hard"
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