AMA: Freshman at HYP

Intern in IB - Gen

Current freshman at HYP. Haven't accomplished anything material but somehow qualified to provide advice on a variety of topics beyond the scope of my experience so AMA.

Comments (47)

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 18, 2020

All good, you sound like a non-target anyways. I'm looking to provide advice to people who are hoping to make it in this world.

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Jan 18, 2020

Maybe you should "accomplish something material" before you give out advice

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Funniest
Jan 17, 2020

Save some pussy for the rest of us

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Jan 18, 2020

Those 13 people who do not have a sense of humor...

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 18, 2020

Haters, every last one of them

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Jan 18, 2020

Will give you a shot - what do you want to accomplish as the young person starting at the top of the pyramid?

There's a lot of us bottom feeders out there who want to take your lunch. I've already done it on many occasions. As a State U grad nobody wanted to hear my story, nor should they have.

Jan 18, 2020

You're so money baby and you don't even know it!

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Jan 18, 2020

How would you feel if you get dinged at an interview because your interviewer went to a non-target?

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 18, 2020

Like a terrible injustice had occurred that needs to be corrected immediately.

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Jan 20, 2020

He should be compensated with his interviewers bonus. Its not like nontargets would get a bonus anyway though, so maybe it isnt enough

Most Helpful
Jan 18, 2020

When do you plan to lose your virginity?

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 18, 2020

Already gone!

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Jan 18, 2020

Do you attribute your moral, intellectual and sexual superiority over non-target scrubs to genetics or your environment?

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 18, 2020

success was my birth right

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Jan 20, 2020

Profound - can you share your thoughts on when we should expect the cycle to turn?

Jan 18, 2020

Are you taking any interns? If so, please send link to resume drop.

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Jan 20, 2020
UBSnolongeraBB:

Are you taking any interns? If so, please send link to resume drop.

The real question is if he takes nontarget interns

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 20, 2020

Is your dad taking interns*

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Jan 18, 2020

Did you ever jerk it in detention?

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  • Prospect in Other
Jan 18, 2020

You

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Jan 18, 2020

Thoughts on semi-target schools?

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Jan 18, 2020
GoodwinMog:

semi-target schools?

You mean non-target schools, ie, schools that aren't target schools.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 20, 2020

You're either a target or your not. Idk who came up with this semi-target lie!

Jan 18, 2020

good shitpost man thanks <3

Buying tesla weeklies is literally free money.

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Jan 19, 2020

this guy fucking gets it.

also, fuck you Intern in IB - Gen.

Thank you for your interest in the 2020 Investment Banking Full-time Analyst Programme (London) at JPMorgan Chase. After a thorough review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to move forward with your candidacy at this time.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 19, 2020

U a h8r

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Jan 19, 2020

God I hope this is a shitpost. Otherwise, kill yourself.

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Jan 19, 2020

They wonder why kids have problems these days...

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Jan 19, 2020

Funny post but given the joke I'm not sure if you're actually at HYP. If you are I'd be curious to know how the admissions scandal affects how classmates think about eachother. Like, if someone seems a little dumb for HYP and isn't an athlete, do people start wondering if he bribed his way in? That sort of thing

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 19, 2020

No one cares, we still @ the top!

HYP has lots of average intelligent ppl and they can't really afford to bribe their way in like that. I don't think ppl assume bribery vs legacy or other preferential treatment.

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  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Jan 19, 2020

how much do you enjoy your girlfriend having sex with other men while you watch. on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being i hate it and 10 being u jack off to it, 9 or 10?).

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 20, 2020

Projecting much? Can't relate. Sorry that happened to you!

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Jan 20, 2020

Sad!

  • Business School in IB - Gen
Jan 20, 2020

Join any of the secret/elite societies yet? Skull & Bones, Porcellian Club, Section X, etc.

Jan 20, 2020

What year did your dad graduate from your school

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 20, 2020

Immaculate conception baby - no daddy to speak of, sad!

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Jan 21, 2020

"you're trying too hard"

Thank you for your interest in the 2020 Investment Banking Full-time Analyst Programme (London) at JPMorgan Chase. After a thorough review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to move forward with your candidacy at this time.

Jan 23, 2020
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Jan 23, 2020