Q&A! Golden Child -> Harvard -> Greatness -> Making More Money Than You -> Full Head of Hair

Whats up yall, I don't normally post on here much but back when I was still in undergrad at the top university in the world I came on here once or twice and it helped me prepare for all my numerous buyside/PE interviews that I got directly out of college because my GPA was so cash. I now work for your dream company, making more money than you, with a hot girlfriend and a full head of hair. Oh yeah, and I only work 45 hours a week.

Out of the kindness of my heart I truly just felt like I needed to come back to WSO and share my success story with you so you all can ask me questions. Cause for me bro, that's what it is all about. I don't care how many Rolex's I could buy with my last bonus (at least 10, btw), I just want to share wisdom with the troubled and disadvantaged youth out there. Feel free to ask me how I got so successful. You're welcome brahs.

 

Somehow according to you, my likelihood of being Harvard material correlates with an ability to do all of the following:

A. identify satire, B. accept in this instance its idiosyncratic flaws yet C. not critique it because it is satire.

Hmm strong logic.

So according to you: satirical jokes no matter how tenuous are immune to criticisms, without the need for qualification, because they are satire.

So perhaps according to you, and I am making an inference here as you had done, if I ever want to be immune to any criticism then I should canvass my remarks in the context of satire.

If so, I think you are a petty fool - btw this is Satire ;)

Best

 

Bro I hoped your parents to get you the job, because studying all night and getting a 4.0 is NF.

The frat way to do it would be to get an alumni to get you in with a shit GPA from too much beer and too many women.

Studying 50 hours a week for a 4.0 = NF.

 

Agreed, this guy catches literal tons of monkey shit on every post just because people either don't understand satire or can't appreciate humour (in a forum that would otherwise be slightly less interesting than a piece of manilla paper nonetheless).

 

i love fratlord simply because people get soo butt hurt about how frat he is. this man can funnel 24 beers in under 24 minutes... minimum. Everyone gets so butt hurt about someone who is clearly the epitome of peak human performance. smh geeds.

 

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