Americans are getting dumber by the day

I'm sure most of you monkeys saw it a couple weeks back, but this is fucking hilarious (and sad).

My personal favorites:
• Wisconsin - Wisconsin (really cheese heads? Just sound it out!)
• Diarrhea - New Hampshire (there must be something in the NH water)
• Banana - New Mexico (somebody never listened to Gwen Stefani)

Jesus Christ we need to do better.

What are your favorites? And while we are at it, is America screwed?

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Jun 16, 2017 - 12:04pm

Have you ever been to Wisconsin? Being sober is cheating.

Only two sources I trust, Glenn Beck and singing woodland creatures.
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Jun 16, 2017 - 3:13pm

They're both correct...."gray" is commonly used in the US, "grey" is commonly used in the UK.

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Jun 16, 2017 - 12:26pm

WI has one of the highest average IQs of any state according to what I've seen.

Blame our garbage gov't-run education system. Churning out people who can't use language or numbers properly yearly.

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