Analyst won’t bring me my olive oil anymore

Hi all..I am an MD at a shop and my new Analyst is now refusing to bring me olive oil during my lunch time anymore. He use to do it no problem but is now giving me a hard time. I've been marking up his pitchbooks and models for shits and gigs with fake markups. At the end of the day, I just really want my olive oil during my lunch and as an MD that's obviously not my responsibility to get it myself. Now during meetings with clients or execs they are expecting olive oil but no where to be found.

How do I approach this?

Comments (24)

Mar 21, 2019

Really low quality. Do better next time.

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Mar 21, 2019

0/10

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Mar 21, 2019

facepalm

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Mar 21, 2019

Pls fix thx

Mar 21, 2019

first time?

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Mar 21, 2019

god this joke stinks on ice. amy schumer could've executed better

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Mar 21, 2019

Should have just left it alone man...

Analyst: 1 MD: 0

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Mar 21, 2019

Wow! this is a real crisis, just yesterday there was an analyst talking about having to get olive oil for their MD. This is a real divide these days. A gap in the generations. What ramifications will this have? At moments like these I turn to the esteemed Tai Lopez:

"To create real wealth, make someone else wealthy first. This is the law of the mentor/apprentice." - Tai Lopez

thank you honorable Tai Lopez, we will reflect

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Mar 22, 2019

You're learning, slugger. Keep up the great work.

Mar 22, 2019

Is this your first post around here, bud?

Horrendous effort. 0/10.

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Mar 21, 2019

Just seeing the two competing thread titles, I thought this was funny...

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Mar 21, 2019

Attempt/Idea: 10
Execution: 0

I still laughed tho..

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Mar 21, 2019

Same here

Mar 21, 2019

He really should've batted this post around internally before he posted it. He really needed to really message the words to ensure a better execution.

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Mar 21, 2019

Is your nickname inspired by the Ryan Higa video? Those were the good old days.

Mar 21, 2019

I thought it was funny!

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Mar 22, 2019

Should've let this one sit long enough, maybe a week or two, long enough for everyone to forget about it. Then have come in with this post. People would've been like, "this sounds familiar" and then either remembered the previous post or looked it up and found the original post. A little better execution and the comedic timing would've been there, making this joke actually a good one in my opinion.

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Mar 27, 2019

I disagree. If you wait too long then the joke has gone stale. It only works when the joke is going strong.

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Mar 22, 2019

I chuckled.

Mar 22, 2019

In the good old days this disobedience would justify capital punishment.

Mar 22, 2019

who do these analysts think they are?

Mar 23, 2019

I laughed, pretty good lol.

Mar 26, 2019
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