Any Wall Streeters make it to the Cougar Convention?

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Cornelius

14y

look at the indian dude between two great-grandmothers.

i know 40 is the new 20 but i didn't realize that 80 was the new 40. WTF?!

I'm making it up as I go along.

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Mzzzz

14y

thats nasty

Cornelius

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14y

that wrote this post. where are you now?

mylifeishell:
when I do actually get to go to sleep, I wake up in the morning completely disoriented. I stand in front of the mirror at my bathroom sink trying to muster up the energy to either shave or turn on the shower. I can never remember if I've already done one or the other but eventually I drag myself into the office by around 9-9:30. If it's 9:30am i get some dirty looks but don't give a shit since I can barely see straight. I sit down and try to catch up on some email, then find my way to some caffeine.
My girlfriend is about ready to dump me (I don't blame her) since I am more intimate with my transaction comps than with her. I can tell you how to calculate a WACC but I can't tell you what day of the week it is.

.,..back to work.

I'm making it up as I go along.

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trailmix8

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14y

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Cornelius:
that wrote this post. where are you now?
//www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/my-life

mylifeishell:
when I do actually get to go to sleep, I wake up in the morning completely disoriented. I stand in front of the mirror at my bathroom sink trying to muster up the energy to either shave or turn on the shower. I can never remember if I've already done one or the other but eventually I drag myself into the office by around 9-9:30. If it's 9:30am i get some dirty looks but don't give a shit since I can barely see straight. I sit down and try to catch up on some email, then find my way to some caffeine.
My girlfriend is about ready to dump me (I don't blame her) since I am more intimate with my transaction comps than with her. I can tell you how to calculate a WACC but I can't tell you what day of the week it is.

.,..back to work.

I'm making it up as I go along.

apparently his girlfriend dumped him and he is now hanging out in palo alto to either A try to score with a Stanford chick, or, since that is probably not working out, attend these Cougar conventions.

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Orangutan

14y

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