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May 16, 2018

Your listing is terrible and so are your photos. I won't do your listing unless you hire me, but I'll refer you to an amazing and surprisingly affordable real estate photographer for free. PM me if interested

heister:

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May 16, 2018
GoldenCinderblock:

Your listing is terrible and so are your photos.

hahahaha

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May 17, 2018

I cannot believe how fucking awful so many photos are in this day and age for real estate postings. And you see that all the time even from large companies trying to rent rooms in big expensive buildings. I don't get it.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

May 16, 2018

Thanks for the feedback. If you have any ideas on how to change the text, it would be greatly appreciated.

May 16, 2018

I'd need to research the area for you. You can get better pics even with your phone. At least take them level; yours are crooked and shit. Order matters. You want to sort of "walk through" the property. Cover photo matters. Why is your cover photo the building? Pretty kitchens and open concepts sell - not exteriors. Talk about local transit, local attractions, schools, amenities, etc. And by local, I mean LOCAL. Know the area. And list it to Zillow & affiliates and Zumper & affiliates at least. I've found tenants through CL like twice.

Did you run comps?

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May 16, 2018

Just saw this is furnished. You definitely need to advertise this as student/temp housing. Charge 2X rent to some interns. And River North isn't downtown. It's just a neighborhood.

heister:

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May 17, 2018

River North is absolutely downtown...

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May 16, 2018

Loop is downtown. Anything else is just a neighborhood. Proximity to downtown doesn't make a neighborhood downtown.

heister:

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May 17, 2018

LOL

"isn't downtown"

river north

May 17, 2018

Technically he's right but I don't know anyone that wouldn't consider it to be downtown.

There was a time when "downtown" was literally contained within the loop, long before any of us were around. Not anymore. It's sprawled out quite a bit.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

May 17, 2018

And yet North Ave is only the border for maniac disciples, not the city.

May 17, 2018

That's a photo of River East / Streeterville...

May 16, 2018

There's a cool podcast about Chicago called Curious City. They did an episode on that little group of freaks who live in the Loop:

https://www.wbez.org/shows/curious-city/whats-it-l...

heister:

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May 16, 2018
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