Apple's Earnings
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Yeah well Icahn just made $331 million dollars thanks to netflix. Holy shitttttttttttttttttttt
edit: since October when he bought in at $58/share, but like $140 million in the last hour. absolutely insane
Holy shit!!! Just saw that..wow never thought Netflix would be this resilient and come back.
How much was Icahns stake? 5.5 mln right? something like that
*shares that it of course
A haiku about Apple's earnings:
Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha
YOU FIRED!
Edit: I pretty much spit the future in this thread: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/what-will-apples-fate-be
If I'm not this website's foremost Apple bear then I don't know who is
I like the line from eickmann, "the coffee wasnt hot enough, the apple was bruised and the iron supplements didnt go down right."
Eickmann. Love it.
down 52 and counting, when do you think it'll correct?
Fucking Apple and their guidance. Scaring the hell out of everyone. They going to report less conservative guidance from now on, yet GM is still 38%....
I know most of AAPL's products are made in China, but isn't ~$50 billion in market value of an American company disappearing instantly kind of bad for the American economy? I know AAPL sucks but I kind of feel obligated to root for them over Samsung.
I have forgotten Apple ever existed since I got the Note II a month ago.
damn, i was totally wrong today. Netflix bear, Apple bull....I better reassess my career path....
Do you work at a BB?
Do you work as a financial advisor?
Nevermind.
was investment analyst at a small fund. But had no short position on netflix, thank god.
We have one. It's only about 20% the size it used to be but still - we have/had one. Meh.
can you disclose range, just curious?
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