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Feb 7, 2020

if you have to ask then NO

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Feb 7, 2020

Hookers are usually ok when they are married. Stay away from the unmarried ones

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Feb 7, 2020

"But honey, BigDick332 on wallstreetoasis said it wasn't cheating if the balls didn't touch"

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Feb 7, 2020

why don't you test your hypothesis and report back

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  • Associate 2 in IB-M&A
Feb 7, 2020

I bang your wife every morning right after you leave for work.

Don't worry though, it's just sex so should be ok really. I mean, there is no emotional or long term commitment here....

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Feb 7, 2020

how fucking dense could you be to ask a question like this

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Feb 7, 2020

Cringe. The thread about shipping stuff for profit was better.

Feb 7, 2020

I guess OP spends his money earned from a side business on a hookers! Your money, you can spend how ever you want. I would put a side chick a step above a hooker. I do not speak from experience so please excuse my ignorance to this matter.

Feb 8, 2020

Side piece can get messy and attached. This advice seems poor.

Feb 10, 2020

Wait it's this dude again? The one where he said "I Made $1100 Today... Like a boss..."

and I retorted "Did the price of handjobs rise again? Congrats then. I'd send you a banana, but I'd imagine you've already had a handful today."

I was just JOKING. I didn't realize he actually WAS a man-whore.
Art is really imitating life now.

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Feb 7, 2020

I think the best person to ask this question is your wife

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Feb 7, 2020

I would think that they would be better than having a side chick/gf. It's the classy move.

Feb 7, 2020

LOU PAI ??

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  • Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
Feb 7, 2020

Bro just get a mistress who knows the deal. No strings attached, purely physical. Plus, smaller chances of STDs. Go to her place after work, do the deed, and then come home to wifey and explain why you had to work late.

Pretty simple unless wifey finds out about the mistress and now you're in a dilemma. If that happens, maybe wifey is down for some menage a trois behavior. If not, better leave her ass and move across the country before she contemplates killing you and/or mistress for cheating on her.

Yeah I was watching some murder docs last night. Pardon the darkness.

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Feb 7, 2020

This is like when in Dumb and Dumber Lloyd puts all that stuff on Seabass's tab at the diner, and then tells Harry in the van that in the movie he go the idea from they slit their throats down the road.

Feb 7, 2020

Probably not realistic to have something like that with someone good looking unless you have legit model tier looks or are willing to pay them a salary.

Women aren't really eager to get into affairs and when they do, it usually builds up to something more than just a physical relationship until it explodes and the wife finds out

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  • Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
Feb 7, 2020

I understand. I literally just wrote the plot of something I saw on ID last night, that's all

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Feb 7, 2020

Is your daughter okay if married? It's just sex so should be okay really.

Just kidding, don't give af what you think. Associate 2 in IB-M&A porking your wife in the bedroom, while I'm giving it to your daughter in the guest bathroom.

Get a clue dude

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Feb 7, 2020

In some cultures it's almost expected or people don't care. The wife may suspect but doesn't want to know about it.

I am by no means promoting getting hookers, but it is far more accepted in plenty of circles than many think.

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Feb 7, 2020

I just have to know...what cultures..?

Feb 7, 2020

1500's English Royalty

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Feb 7, 2020

Like all of East Asia.

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  • Analyst 1 in Other
Feb 10, 2020

In Argentina, most women expect the men to cheat so they also cheat...

Feb 7, 2020

I can't see your husband really caring that much. Maybe you'll learn some back-ended (no pun intended) tricks from this hooker and can perform on your husband. Or him performing on you, whichever way you guys do it

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Feb 7, 2020

Weak bait

Feb 7, 2020

I shit you not, I had a business partner that told me fingering a stripper wasn't cheating on his wife because they didn't fuck.

Needless to say, he was divorced within a year or so.

Feb 7, 2020

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Feb 10, 2020

stripper glitter don't wash off

Feb 7, 2020

Not judging.
Very risky and possibly quite costly in your divorce settlement.
Don't expect the judge to favor you in visitation rights with your children.
Your children, btw, will eventually find out, and likely dislike you for it.
Suggest only if you're away on business and have zero ties to the other woman.

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Feb 7, 2020

Naw not worth it, a divorce lawyer will eat you for lunch if your wife finds out.

Feb 8, 2020

If you don't get caught then you are fine. Just be safe and have fun.

Feb 8, 2020

It's not cheating if your wife's in the bed too...

...just saying.

If you're not smooth enough to pull that off then don't.

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Feb 8, 2020

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Those who are obsessed with money are fools. Money doesn't matter - it's the quantity that counts ;)

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Feb 10, 2020

Ya it was just sex
tiger woods sad

Feb 10, 2020

yeah, that was some pricey trim there Tiger.

Feb 10, 2020
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Feb 10, 2020
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I'm a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there's more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at