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Damn, you were fast Edmundo, I was just about to post this.

Does anybody else subscribe to Autotune the News? I actually hate this song, but the rest of their stuff is amazing. For example:

and

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
 

Bed Intruder is hilarious.

This isn't an Auto-tune, but it's a prime example of why these things are so funny. It's not the technology, its the material they have to work with, lol. Here's a long time favorite here...

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