Banging my cleaning lady

I'm considering trying to bang the late night cleaning lady/girl. There's just something about her blue smock/dress and ghetto demeanor that makes me want to bend her over the conference room table.

What are the possible implications? More than anything else I'm worried about getting blackmailed by her after the fact.

Comments (31)

Sep 5, 2008

I have no advice for you. A+++ topic, though. Five stars.

I've never seen an attractive cleaning lady, but hey, to each his own...

Sep 5, 2008

I applaud your thinking.

Sep 5, 2008

George's Boss: "Uh George, its come to our attention you had sex with the cleaning lady on your desk"

George-"Is that wrong, I have to plead ignorance on this one, I have worked at plenty other places and this sort of thing happens all the time"

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Sep 5, 2008

WTF is wrong with you? You can't find any girl to bang in the toilet bowl you live in called NYC!

Sep 5, 2008

Dude just warm yourself up with her and then find a way hotteerr girl to bang, I'm sure there is some one good looking in NYC. Also, make sure she don't got no STDs.

Sep 6, 2008

Ha. Its not that shes incredibly hot. I think its more about just banging her late at night at work, and then getting back to my desk and back to work again. Kind of like going outside to smoke a cigarette. How many of you wouldnt take a bang-a-slut break over a cigarette break? Although I would say my building does have some attractive cleaning girls.

Sep 6, 2008

no, the cleaning lady is probably dirty and poor. gross.

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Sep 6, 2008

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

Aug 6, 2019
pussy_hands:

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

Username checks out.

OP I hope he just went for it

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb

Sep 6, 2008

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

Sep 6, 2008
pussy_hands:

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

You don't get it. The whole appeal is a random bang with a cleaning lady. It's an awesome idea. I say go for it.

Sep 6, 2008
joemontana:
pussy_hands:

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

You don't get it. The whole appeal is a random bang with a cleaning lady. It's an awesome idea. I say go for it.

Exactly! fuck, the rest of you guys are Science majors for sure, who hasnt thought of banging a girl just because of the novelty?!?! ie your teacher, cleaning lady, nurse etc

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  •  Sep 6, 2008

Wanna repeat that again?

Sep 6, 2008

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

Sep 6, 2008

find a girl friend, and ask her to wear a cleaning lady costume ... problem solved

I doubt you want to take a chance of being fired after you found an IBD position

Sep 9, 2008

use the liner in the recycle bin as protection

Sep 18, 2008
coverthis:

use the liner in the recycle bin as protection

That's just gross.

ibdreamer:

Policewoman: FUCK YEAH!

HahahAHAH.
But I agree about the teacher thing. I've definitely considered it a time or two...

And as long as the cleaning lady wants it...why not?

Aug 5, 2019

This is a very weird bot

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Aug 5, 2019

Well, there are a lot of variants of cleaning in such a situation. But you can simply hire another one. Why not?

Aug 5, 2019

Of all the threads out there, these bots are bumping this one?

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Aug 5, 2019

This is actually hilarious because this happened to me when I was working up in NYC. First, you can't be too direct. You have to slowly go in for the kill. So what you do is when EVERYONE on the floor leaves and she is picking up the trash bin one by one, be like "don't work too hard" and smile and she will smile back and you slowly build a conversation from there.

I've done this before with this Uzbek woman when I was working at BMOCM. Build a conversation and don't talk about yourself. Hear her out, her stories, her life and she will slowly open up to you and trust you. Then you go in for the kill. I never hooked up with the cleaning lady but I did make out with her and grabbed her in certain areas. I've never told anyone this besides a few degenerate coworkers I used to work with at the firm.

FYI, make sure you avoid the cameras and her cleaning boss, as he will walk around time to time.

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Aug 6, 2019

You would be surprised at the stories/background of some of the Eastern European immigrants. Many used to be lawyers, doctors, accountants, economists, etc... before the collapse of the USSR. They are often severely underemployed and will make anyone who endorses socialism in the United States drastically reconsider their idea of utopia.

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Aug 6, 2019

Yup. This cleaner lady I made out only spoke broken English but had a masters degree in finance from her country. Though when we were talking, she knew nothing about finance. Shame.

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Aug 6, 2019

This is 100% something a trader would do lol

Aug 5, 2019

This is literally the plot to a Seinfeld episode.

"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn
Aug 6, 2019

Disgusting... I'm no SJW (I'm not even remotely aligned to the left), but it's disgusting to see you objectify poor women as mere sex objects. Like dude, just masturbate if you really need to

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Aug 8, 2019

Boo, consensual sex is disgusting, let's all be asexual or LGBTQ++++++++

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Jan 16, 2020

Name checks out

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