Banker for a night. =)
Tonight ima have to crank out a pp presentation for 1st period tomorrow. I have 2 red bulls ready and will work throughout the night. =D uMaD?
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I would if it wasn't a crime.
you look tired - teacher i stayed up all night working on this presentation - op tisk tisk shouldn't use procrastination as an excuse! - teacher ...i did it to train my self for investment banking - op oh, the people who hate unions and think my job is so easy and im the sole reason why education in the united states is bad, who also messed up the economy and caused 11% unemployment ...those people - teacher ....-op don't worry i wont factor this in when i grade your power point presentation - teacher
lol blastoise, never fail to amaze.
Faggot.
^Liberal.
^Idiot
Sometimes I think I shouldn't focus so much on IB with how the job market is. Maybe I should diversify my research to include other fields to set myself up better for plan B, C, and D. Then I see things like this and I get inspired. There's always going to be a you that I can leave a better impression on interviewers than. I stopped lurking and created an account just to tell you what a douche you are.
I wish my first post was this great +1
oh nm out of SBs...
My post wasn't serious but if you really made an account just to say that, I'm sure I'd shit on you when it comes to interviews. This coming from a guy who's probably six years younger than you, I'm probably more accomplished than you and will probably get a banking job before you do. I'm sure others will shit on me for this post but I'll bet my M + CR SAT score is higher than yours as well. But good luck with getting a job in IB, S&T, or whatever you're looking for. It's a tough job market nowadays and I wish you the best.
M + CR = 800 + 750. Your move.
Get the fuck out of here you stupid high schooler.
To start, if you were a banker for a night, you'd be doing coke not red bull. Secondly, your teacher would look over your PP at the last minute tomorrow and make you redo it, forcing you to pull another all-nighter. It's going to take you 2 red bulls and an entire night to crank out a PP in high school? You must be an idiot headed to a non-target next year. Finally, kill yourself.
I think you're seriously overestimating both the amount of bankers who do coke as well as the quality of work you can do on coke. Your posts are just as annoying as the OP.
It was a joke to rip on the OP. I am a banker and know many bankers (on and off the street), so I know coke use isn't as prevalent as some people make it seem. Thanks for your input though.
all nighter for a powerpoint presentation? what a waste. get it done in 2 hrs and go to sleep newb
What HS powerpoint takes and entire night? If you're gunning for wall street you need to finish things faster.
Is murder legal these days?
You're a piece of shit
Lots of e-thugs here. Buyside if you're so tough post up name and school please. We'll see if you get a job after that.
tx
Get a diet-coke you pussy
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