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You certainly need both a trophy as well as someone who's sophisticated. Let me expand this thought.

You want someone who knows the difference between Monet and Manet and can articulate the themes of Jacques-Louis David's "Oath of the Horatii" while looking stunning in a conservative, yet sexy, dress at a museum fundraiser or party.

You want someone with whom you can relax on a beach (on a rare August day off) while comparing the Iguazu Falls to Victoria Falls to Niagara Falls while sporting a slim bikini that reveals a perfect body that will be heading back to your place afterwards.

You want someone who you can take to dinner at the 21 Club, can choose a great port while opining on the strengths and merits of Imperialism, who will then go back to your place to screw your brains out like a closet whore after a striptease deserving of an award.

If someone who fits the above exists, feel free to drop a line.

 
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You certainly need both a trophy as well as someone who's sophisticated. Let me expand this thought.

You want someone who knows the difference between Monet and Manet and can articulate the themes of Jacques-Louis David's "Oath of the Horatii" while looking stunning in a conservative, yet sexy, dress at a museum fundraiser or party.

You want someone with whom you can relax on a beach (on a rare August day off) while comparing the Iguazu Falls to Victoria Falls to Niagara Falls while sporting a slim bikini that reveals a perfect body that will be heading back to your place afterwards.

You want someone who you can take to dinner at the 21 Club, can choose a great port while opining on the strengths and merits of Imperialism, who will then go back to your place to screw your brains out like a closet whore after a striptease deserving of an award.

If someone who fits the above exists, feel free to drop a line.

Nice! I'd like that with a side order of fries, a Bentley GT, a vineyard in the south of france, and extra ketchup please!

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