what are the best comebacks you've ever seen from an analyst to an associate/VP/MD?
for example
MD: Why are there so many fucking mistakes? Do you want to be fired?
Analyst: You'd never do that. That would mean doing actual work and you're way too lazy for that
would be a decent comeback
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