Another section of my bank (reserach side) has happy hours all the time but my IB side doesn't. How do I convince them to have social awkward encounters with each other? There are more girls in the reserch side so want to get them involved so it's not all bruhs. Also, nice to be with the girls.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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