Bill Ackman is the Hottest Man on the Street
Fuck Jamie Dimon, David Solomon (man looks like Lex Luthor fucked a ballsack) and James Gorman (he's pretty hot though).
Bill Ackman has the body and face I aspire to have when I'm in my late 50s. Those eyes of sapphire, symmetrical and striking yet subtle eyebrows, taut cheeks that outline his facial structure yet retains the plumpness of youth. And that 5 o'clock shadow breaks up the empty palette that is his skin.
Plus he's basically modern day Gekko disguised as an activist investor so there's that.
You're right, that wonder boy looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Bruh
Dan Loeb and Dan Sundheim > ackman bruh, get some taste
I used to agree, but now when I see his face I can’t stop thinking about how hard he fucked me on PSTH
His jaw is too narrow, as to make him untrustworthy.
Does it remind you of your ex?
Impossible.
He also stole Brad Pitt's MIT professor crush
was not ready for that lex luthor line
You all sound like a bunch of closet homosexuals.
Wait another 25-30 years and I will be the hottest thing on The Street. Bill Ackman's a solid 7/10, though.
Ackman walked past me in Central Park a few weeks ago and had to do a hard double take. Can confirm. He’s a hunk.
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