Body count

Fuck it, be honest & post anonymously if you'd prefer. But would be interesting to see the age & body count of the people on this forum given that a lot of people think that the kind of people this forum attracts are socially awkward (especially current students / recent grads).

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Aug 23, 2021 - 11:43am

You won't receive any honest answers on here.

But I'll keep it real with you - I've probably banged a million broads. I don't know, I don't keep count

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Funniest
Aug 23, 2021 - 12:34pm

Not only do I count my kills, like an Indian on the prairie, I use all parts of the animal, for the great spirit says not to leave anything for waste. Every kill is a gift and must be cherished as such.

*plays pan flute* 

"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn

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  • Associate 1 in IB - CB
Aug 23, 2021 - 1:43pm

Married now but 100+ by my early 30s and I don't count hookers which would probably be another 50 or so.

HOWEVER, probably only 25% or so (of the non-pros) that I'm actually proud of, another 50% that were "meh" (4-6 range) and 25% or so that I'm legit disgusted and ashamed of myself for. At one time that ratio was much worse, my last 15-20 or so prior to getting married were mostly all pretty respectable thanks to having more money and experience/moving out of a shithole military town full of dudes and horrifically skanky women. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

  • Associate 1 in IB - CB
Aug 23, 2021 - 3:47pm

A few trips to Asia and Latin America racks them up real quick haha. At one point I went to Thailand for 2 weeks less than a month after I got back from spending a year in Afghanistan, you can imagine how that went.

  • Associate 1 in HF - Other
Aug 23, 2021 - 11:46pm

Man resonate with this, fuck I hate nights that I was horny and had to settle for a 3/10 for a quick fuck. Should have gone for escorts but I was in school so quite tight on budget plus I didn't wanna jerk off lol 

  • Associate 1 in IB - CB
Aug 24, 2021 - 12:04pm

Man resonate with this, fuck I hate nights that I was horny and had to settle for a 3/10 for a quick fuck. Should have gone for escorts but I was in school so quite tight on budget plus I didn't wanna jerk off lol 

Honestly I would bet most guys with a high body count unless they're either very rich/famous/VERY good looking have a similar breakdown if not worse if they're being honest with themselves. Yes there are some exceptions but the vast, vast majority of dudes with say 50+ are either going to fall into at least one of those 3 categories (and keep in mind "famous" can also be locally, like a D1 football/basketball player, or in some sort of niche) or as in my case inflated with a lot of horrific to mediocre numbers.

That said while I don't really care about my body count for the above reasons I prefer the fact that I slept with women from 16 countries on 4 continents (again not including hookers). 

Aug 23, 2021 - 1:56pm

I got a shotgun held to my head when I was 18 by some girl's pimp, was a very scary experience. I had got into the habit of "smashing and dashing", basically just paying, fucking, and then grabbing the money back and running. I had done it about 5 times with different women before I gained a reputation, and on the 6th time this hooker's pimp and 1 of his friends hid in the closet of her room while we fucked, and when I tried to take the cash back and run he and his friend jumped out with a shotgun and pressed the fuck out of me. 

They took the money I grabbed, all the money in my wallet, my shoes, my hoodie, and told me to leave. Surprisingly this exp made me feel like a badass for like 3 weeks before I realized how close I was to dying. Didn't stop me from seeing hookers though, I just decided to let them keep the money from then on. 

  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Aug 23, 2021 - 1:48pm

woah woah, what's all this talk of pre-marital sex going on here.

  • VP in RE - Comm
Aug 23, 2021 - 2:01pm

I am 29 years old and am at 54. I started keeping track on my notes app on my phone during college, sociopathic I know. I've only had one long term relationship which lasted about 18 months but besides that have been dating with some exclusive short term flings here and there. I am open to finding something long term but have not found that person yet.

  • VP in RE - Comm
Aug 23, 2021 - 2:43pm

The standard stuff; attractive, ambitious, good sense of humor and smart. I don't think I have overly high standards or anything, I've dated a few I really liked but they broke things off. For now I am still enjoying the single life.

Most Helpful
Aug 23, 2021 - 2:13pm

One, and I intend to keep it that way until I'm dead.  Casual sex never appealed to me, especially when drugs or alcohol are involved, I think it's much more enjoyable if you know the person well. 

Aug 23, 2021 - 4:01pm

Drumpfy

One, and I intend to keep it that way until I'm dead.  Casual sex never appealed to me, especially when drugs or alcohol are involved, I think it's much more enjoyable if you know the person well. 

You are going to score lots of points with mom and dad.  The chase and conquest was the fun part for me.  Drugs was never involved but liquor is quicker.

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  • Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
Aug 23, 2021 - 5:10pm

Your right hand or watermelons doesn't count Drumpf stop fronting bro

libtards can't have sex w/ humans that'd be sexist 

  • Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
Aug 23, 2021 - 3:31pm

2 total and I'm 21. Both long term arrangements so it was about five years of regular sex. Never pursued casual sex and I'm happy how it's gone

Aug 24, 2021 - 2:40am

100+. I was a model for a few years in a certain country, in a part of the world where my looks gave a huge advantage especially since I spoke the local language unlike most foreigners. When I was modeling, one of the perks is that you would get free tables at clubs, which obviously was a huge advantage too. 

Aug 25, 2021 - 1:26pm

Hahaha that was a joke man I probs slayed 10+ that's for sure. But no I usually get laid by hitting them with the FORD method (Family, Occupation, Recreational, Dreams) you can really get to know someone through this way. And I think it might be the class that these girls family is in so therefore no STDs rn and in the future hopefully

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Aug 25, 2021 - 12:51pm

Honestly bro, while I'd love to make up a crazy story and collect bananas, I have to disappoint. I was just horny as fuck and didn't want to jerk off. She came we fucked she left. 

  • Associate 1 in IB - Restr
Aug 25, 2021 - 9:15am

Isn't the top thread rn about how so many people on this sight are virgins? then you have this thread where I see like 10 posts that say 100+ lmao 

Aug 26, 2021 - 7:50pm

top thread rn about how so many people on this sight

lol sight or site 😂😂😂

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

  • Prospect in IB - CB
Aug 25, 2021 - 12:57pm

0/18M. Just started college, so I hope I can get that number up. Any advice? The friends I have that are girls say I am too nice, and I don't know what that means.

  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
Aug 26, 2021 - 1:07am

26M. Somewhere between 20-40. Huge range I know but ~80% of them happened during college and I was intoxicated for well over half and not proud of around half as well (high correlation with the intoxication). 

Note this includes zero hookers. The fuck is wrong with guys nowadays? Paying for sex, paying for nudes on OnlyFans? Screw 'toxic masculinity', its a lack of masculinity that is killing Western civilizations. 

Aug 26, 2021 - 10:10am

21M (almost 22) and 0 as well. What I've noticed these days is that guys in their 20s either have a body count of only 0-3, or something crazy like 20+, very little in between. I guess you either "have it", or you get left in the proverbial dust until you get mega rich or something

  • Summer Associate in IB-M&A
Aug 26, 2021 - 12:17pm

26m, low-mid 30s. no hookers, kinda shocked i have to write that lol. idk i usually feel like this is pretty high, but then i know some dudes out there are way higher... i like having girlfriends

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Aug 26, 2021 - 3:49pm

Imagine having to lie about your body count to people you don't know and will never see. The amount of cap on this thread is astounding. 

Aug 26, 2021 - 10:28pm

27M and 9

I think my number is pretty normal.

I am kind of awkward so not good at picking up random girls - 6/9 were either girlfriends or girls I hooked up with for at least a few weeks and the rest were one time things.

I don't care about my number but figured I'd put it out there bc some of the prior numbers shouldn't be viewed as normal.

Have a long term gf at this point and it's nice to not have to put forth effort to have sex anymore.

  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Aug 26, 2021 - 11:13pm

same body count range

entering banking next year and was wondering, is it really that hard to get laid? Could you not jump on dating apps and have these girls come over on your off day? Or when you hit the club with the other analysts just source some pussy there?

Curious to hear your thoughts...

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Aug 26, 2021 - 11:21pm

Girlfriend until April and covid. If you're in the same range, you know you don't get their by having strict standards… Now that I'm in the real world I'm being a bit more picky. Chicks in NY are fucking beat and ratios are heavily male.

  • Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
Aug 26, 2021 - 11:15pm

26m, I think 6? All attractive, at least legit 8/10's. 2 were ~2 year relationships (both college, hence my number staying low during), 1 is my current relationship with one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen (kind of a new relationship, 1.5 months). My number used to bother me because my friends have been with a lot of girls. My best friend is my age, probably at least 100, but he even tells me he feels gross sometimes. 

Idk, sex is pretty intimate and I feel like it's a permanent trace to all those people, forever. I just really dig a deep connection. No regrets on my end anymore. 

edit - Oh and I only mention their looks, not to brag, but to compare to the others here who mention themselves regretting hooking up with a lot of them because they were unattractive. 

  • Associate 1 in CorpDev
Aug 26, 2021 - 11:29pm

24M and body count is 2.

Both long term relationships. Had opportunities to get that number closer to 10, but just didn't execute.. either because it involved cheating on my long term GF, or I just pussied out and decided to go home and chill.

  • Summer Associate in PE - LBOs
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