Caught being a lazy piece of shit

On my phone killing time. Waiting for comments so I'm just zooming in on some smokeshows ig pics. Realize boss behind me laughing but I dont notice for a while BC my headphones are playing really fucking loud rap. He asks whats that and I put down phone and say some sotp stuff. He gets joke and laughs, then tells me I'm way ahead of schedule, and that he's "on vacation till Thursday, don't stress any of the projects till he's back." Oh shit, just like that. He's my boss on all three projects. Have a great fucking trip. Feeling good cuz my boss loves the work and he loves the attitude.

This forum is for sharing funny stories when people notice you can secretly be a lazy piece of shit. Lets make it funny and lets also assume you're good at your job so no one gave af. plz no stupid "i was so embarrassed" stories.

 
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