Chicks

Just to let you know, these fuckers are on the prowl:

http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/business_news/…

Edit: I hadn't realised that someone else had posted this during the Summer. I found it in my junk email and have only just read it.

 

Ahh, this is hilarious. I saw it once awhile back before I even knew about this site. It looks like with my current offers I'm in prime position to be snatched up, at least if this article is trustworthy.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

As soon as I saw the title of the post, I kind of expected you to have a link to The Soup and some clip regarding Female Celebrities with Joel McHale saying "Let's talk about Chicks, Man." overdubbed to it.

What a let down.

 

Wow. You know, honestly, back in a time when women were depending on men for their income I guess I could understand this because then it would be reasonable and expected. But now? Yeesh.

Learned what an MRS degree was from my aunt. I am embarrassed to say that I am the most normal person in my family.

 

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