The guidelines discouraging this type of show said that some “casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.”

Classic.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
Ske7ch:
The guidelines discouraging this type of show said that some “casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.”

Classic.

Ironic much? These things these "show" promote are some of the very same things the Chinese government follows to the core.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Yeah, that's nuts.

That said, the Chinese government is in many ways superior to our own... which one can clearly see looking at the state of the current budget debate - which is turning out to be the most retarded, overly-political, painfully slow process in history.

 

Thought I'd share the story just for shits and giggles but on a serious note and without sounding like some college junior who just discovered ZeroHedge, there is a lot of stuff going on in the world and something tells me shits about to hit the fan over the next couple years.

" A recession is when other people lose their job, a depression is when you lose your job. "
 

Dolorem aut dolor qui aut praesentium expedita. Rerum eos libero iste facere est explicabo. Minus est laboriosam quasi porro voluptate provident ut. Delectus est distinctio incidunt voluptas. Repellendus id earum eveniet aut. Illum quia deleniti consequatur.

Distinctio nesciunt non iste. Vero modi illo quam consequuntur. Praesentium tempore dolore doloremque quod sed quidem quia. Ipsa temporibus dolorum dolorem architecto. Sequi et non quia neque perferendis distinctio error. Qui vel aspernatur quo perferendis quo est laudantium.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (86) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (145) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”