circlejerk

So reddit basically has a section called r/circlejerk where people just parody some of the dumber things on reddit (e.g. radically socialist and sensationalist headlines, attention whoring, etc.).

It would be hilarious if WSO had something like that, so use this thread to make fun of some of the extremes on this site (the obsession with prestige, exit opportunities, target vs non target, etc.). I've posted a few satirical posts on here that everyone thought was real and took seriously (e.g. http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/impress-peo… ), so fire away

 

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