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Jun 30, 2019

In London it's true.

Jun 30, 2019

Are finance dudes doing coke for fun or performance? If the latter, it's a terribly inefficient substance for performance. There are much less expensive, more sustainable, and more effective ways to improve performance with stimulants.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

Jun 30, 2019

Like Adderall?

  • Dr.Mikey Boi
Jun 30, 2019

Fun and the lifestyle. Some think once you become a banker in a fast-paced environment you have to do it. It's also to fit in socially. Energy drinks are for productivity in banks but they also fuck you up long-term

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Jun 30, 2019

Why do cocaine when you can do FLEX SEAL?

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Jun 30, 2019

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jul 26, 2019

Hey thats my line lol

Jun 30, 2019

Yes, it is true. After a few beers, analyst and associates+ do engage. If not your quality thing, drink quality alcohol with a good medium or strong cigar.

"It's okay, I'll see you on the other side"

Jul 1, 2019

It's very overrated and for children. As pointed out above, FLEXSEAL is the only thing worth consuming via anus.

Jul 1, 2019

Somehow... a discussion of Cocaine is not complete without this...

Jul 1, 2019

Coke is prevalent in usage but much more low key than stereotypes suggest. Much bigger pre-crisis when regulations were more lax and money was more free-flowing. Ever since the clampdowns and focus on public image, the scene has changed a lot. As a minority, I can also attest that the inflow of minorities has contributed to this as well. The pool of people you see in finance today has changed considerable over several decades.

On the other end and based on what I've seen amongst my friends and acquaintances, lawyers do TONS of coke and they're far more open about it. They basically don't drug test at major firms because they'll lose out on key talent. That said, they do coke for fun and for functionality haha.

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Jul 1, 2019

N00b question - what is the Flex Seal meme about?
I am not in the US, so I think I'm missing something here, and Google has failed me.
Is it to plug up the hole in one's soul?

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Jul 5, 2019

Nah homie its cus flex seal is an amazing product and Phil Swift fucks.

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Jul 6, 2019
Nightman Cometh:

Nah homie its cus flex seal is an amazing product and Phil Swift fucks.

I've heard Phil Swift has been at the bar and he knows the best things to say to hot chicks --- girls all be like "omg - are you Phil Swift" ---

he's all cool and shit like "Yea"

then they're like "omg omg its Phil Swift!!!"

He's the man.

What a fucking guy. Definitely up there at the Keanu Reeves level. Breathtaking.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jul 7, 2019
earthwalker7:

N00b question - what is the Flex Seal meme about?
I am not in the US, so I think I'm missing something here, and Google has failed me.
Is it to plug up the hole in one's soul?

It's at a point where you just throw up your hands. I can call up S&P, MSCI or FTSE and no one will get it, but apparently it's a thing

Jul 1, 2019

If you want to go out, you gotta take her out..

Maybe I led you to believe that this was a God given gift and not something I worked for, every single day of my life.

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Jul 5, 2019

Leaving this here

Jul 25, 2019
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There's no nobility in poverty.