Coinbase.. Fucking SUCKS

Seriously what a POS platform. Finally signed up today after years of dismissing crypto (I still think it’s BS, but whatever there’s money to be made), and I literally cannot even add funds to start trading.


Tried their bank link via plaid, didn’t work.. so gives me option to manually add routing/checking, which I hesitantly did.. and that didn’t work, so it told me try the plaid authentication instead! Holy fuck this website is so bad.


I try doing it on the app, but the app blows dick and can’t even confirm my 2fa code.

to top it off - apparently the whole platform is down now because of SHIB. 

Is there a non-retarded basic exchange / marketplace you guys recommend??

 

This is probably Plaid's fault, no? Maybe your ACH isn't getting exposed

Idk, I don’t have trouble linking my account on other sites that use plaid

The Coinbase sub is on fire right now too, everyone super mad 

 

Use Kraken bro.

Just signed up and now it’s gonna take a week to do KYC verification smfh

 

I’ve been using Coinbase for 4 years without issue. Kraken is good too. I tried to get on Binance as well, but had signup issues for some reason with them.

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