College Ranking by Averaging Hotness + Academics

First column is academics, second is hot females

Here's my top 10 ranked:

  1. UCLA 9 9 = 9
  2. Duke 10 7 = 8.5
  3. USC 8 9 = 8.5
  4. UFlorida 6 10 = 8
  5. UMich 9 7 = 8
  6. Vanderbilt 9 7 = 8
  7. UT-Austin 7 8 = 7.5
  8. Stanford 10 5 = 7.5
  9. OSU 7 7 = 7
  10. UWash 7 7 = 7

Agree?

Honorable Mentions: UIllinois (proves engineering girls can be hot) and UMiami (can compete with even UF girls in hottness and a few clever cookies there as well).

 

Oh god, you've clearly never spent any time at Duke.

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

No way Michigan is a 7 on the hotness scale, and I am a Wolverine. Try 3, tops. But if you're giving Duke a 10 on Academics, Michigan should have a 10 as well. Really, with Stanford on the list, I'd give Michigan, Duke, and UCLA 9's on the Academic rank. Nothing else on the list should be a tie with Standford's academics.

 

UCLA has SIGNIFICANTLY less attractive girls than USC. UCLA is also slowly going bankrupt and it is reflected in its declining academic standing, with USC recently topping UCLA in the U.S. News rankings. Not to mention, USC has better sports and places more kids into IB. Based on this, you oughta put the superior LA school on top, and knock down the declining state school a few spots, if not kick it off the list altogether.

 
imnottheonlyone:
First column is academics, second is hot females

Here's my top 10 ranked:

  1. UCLA 9 9 = 9
  2. Duke 10 7 = 8.5
  3. USC 8 9 = 8.5
  4. UFlorida 6 10 = 8
  5. UMich 9 7 = 8
  6. Vanderbilt 9 7 = 8
  7. UT-Austin 7 8 = 7.5
  8. Stanford 10 5 = 7.5
  9. OSU 7 7 = 7
  10. UWash 7 7 = 7

Agree?

Honorable Mentions: UIllinois (proves engineering girls can be hot) and UMiami (can compete with even UF girls in hottness and a few clever cookies there as well).

Firstly, UMiami girls beat UF girls any day of the week. I don't even know how UF is on this list. Trust me, very very average. UMiami needs to be in the T10, this is ridiculous. WTF kind of honorable mentions puts UIllinois in the same class as UMiami when it comes to girls? Slacking!

 

I'm just going to leave it as your rankings are off. Clearly you have never been to any of the schools you think are ranked highly. Of those schools, you ranked 6 clearly too high for where they should be. USC is ranked lower than it actually is, and 5 of those schools listed don't belong on the top 10 in any case.

 
Cartwright:
"colorado face"...attractive girls who have skin that has been permanently weathered due to outside activities.

hahahaha what does this even mean.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
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Black, It means they are high up and outdoors all the time. They get the sun on 'em and it kinda withers them. That "Withered Look" doesn't affect the UC Boulder girls I know. Man, if there's one thing they know how to do, it's how to be high and tight all the time. They give new meaning to the phrase "Rocky Mountain High" every day of the week. The withered looks is something that happens in the late 30's-early 40's.

Now, let the Non-Targets from the Big Six rank this shit, not some ivy wannabe that thinks he knows the world.

IP, the only school you mentioned with hot chicks is USC. Don't step into the area where BCS4LYFE is the motto without trying to back that shit up buddy.

Cartwright, I must humbly disagree. The entire SEC does not deserve to be on that list, neither does the Big 12 South (or what remains of it). SMU/TCU? Not really. USC and 'Zona State, I'll agree with.

 

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