condom split, what would you do?

Say you were having sex with a girl and the condom split, what would you do?

Assume the girl has slept with 1000+ guys.

Cheers.

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Comments (23)

Jan 1, 2019
Sergioaguero:

Assume the girl has slept with 1000+ guys.

Cheers.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jan 1, 2019

This was the follow up I needed to your last thread. My advice? You only have an STD once youre diagnosed. Schrodinger's cat principal.

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Jan 1, 2019
Orionsbelt1234:

This was the follow up I needed to your last thread. My advice? You only have an STD once youre diagnosed. Schrodinger's cat principal.

I can't tell if this is a long-troll or if these events are really happening.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jan 1, 2019

Fairly confident this one was just intended to be funny. Up til this thread I think they were all legit

Fuckin my way thru nyc one chick at a time

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Jan 1, 2019

The progression of OPs threads though sad

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Jan 7, 2019

OPs thread topics over the past 6 months have been gold

  1. visiting parents
  2. having no friends
  3. dating coworker
  4. how can I get girls
  5. clearing the air with female coworker
  6. being just friends with female coworker
  7. seeing an escort
  8. condom broke from said escort

OP, good on ya for wearing a rubber, but suck it up and get tested

next steps

  1. don't fuck around with hookers again2
  2. get on bumble & hinge
  3. work on the "other" stuff e.g. fashion, physical shape, cleanliness, etc.

godspeed

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Jan 1, 2019

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Jan 1, 2019

haha

Jan 1, 2019

You go on WSO and ask what to do

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Jan 1, 2019

a 1,000 guys is a slow week for your Mom.

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Jan 1, 2019

Confused with your mom mate.

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Jan 2, 2019

damn thats gross

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Jan 1, 2019

Looks like I left some stones unturned in the timeline I laid out in your other thread......
I figured you'd run into an undercover or end up spending too much money on escorts

However your cheapass used a dollar store condom, hence why you're in this position

Clearly a girl that's slept with 1000+ guys is the escort mentioned in your other thread

I see two problems for you mostly
1- Looks like you ended up getting fucked-- not in the way you wanted to-- in the way of paying child support for 18 years.
On the flip side, the escort will not need to fuck anymore clients, when she's going to be fucking you for the next 18 years and you're not even going to get to bust a nut.

2- Potential Diseases. This one's straightforwards. If it doesn't burn, you're good.... If it does- then you got fucked, again not in the way you wanted.

Potential Solutions

1-Just buy her Plan B brah. You didn't swing the five bucks in buying a decent condom in the first place, now you're going to have to end up spending $45, which is still less than 18 years of child support.

2- In the event she refuses to take plan B, move far away, change your name, your numbers, and even your outlook. Still cheaper than 18 years of child support.

thots and prayers

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Jan 1, 2019

seinfeld surprise

Jan 2, 2019

Abstain until marriage - the simplest way.

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Jan 2, 2019

ah, always knew michigan was an incel.

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Jan 2, 2019

If the girl has actually slept with 1000 dudes I would say its safe to assume she is on birth control?

Go to the doctor and get a penicillin shot. Goodluck

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Jan 2, 2019

Cauterize the wound.

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Jan 2, 2019

I feel your pain. I always break condoms because none of them are big enough. Even the magnums. Way too tight, especially on my balls.

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Jan 1, 2019

They barely fit now, will they even fit once you swap that SL55 for a SL65.....?

thots and prayers

Jan 2, 2019

I can't imagine.

Jan 3, 2019
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