Coronavirus Rant: Indulge Me!

Everyone’s cherry is getting popped. I don’t know how long this shit is gonna last. No one does. If I had to guess, based on historical data with plagues this great, 8-12 months before the media clings onto something else. What’s even more scary is there’s no honorary names promoting economic strength. This is usually Warren Buffett’s favorite time to pop a viagra and swing his dick, buying up the market but instead he’s just sitting on $128 Billion, not even budging, hasn’t even commented on the virus yet. Trump was always good at gathering everyone’s attention with entertainment but now the orange prick is fucking useless. This is election year. Why aren’t we indulging good ol’ patriotism instead? I’d rather hear Bernie Sander’s stupid communist, China-like, ideas than bare another day of this fucking virus press. If we were true Americans, we’d be delighted only old people are dying off. It lessens our exposure to social security debt. If more of them fuck off we can probably keep our age retirement requirement sealed at 65.

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Nice drunk post. I promise that everyone on this forum has the exact same thought process about this situation. I also promise that Buffett is waiting by the phone. He has bailed a lot of people out in his lifetime, but it wasn't until they had exhausted every single other option. Nobody wants to go to him, and this pseduo-quarantine has been in effect for like 7 days. Nobody is running out of cash just yet.

 

Hey you are forgetting another thing too - every boomer I have come in contact with still thinks this isn't a major deal, is trying to go out and circumvent the rules, and thinks the shutdowns are a nothingburger.

Glad they can infect potentially 1000s of younger and older people because they could be bothered to stop fucking consuming.

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