Creating a Family dynasty of highly efficient Investment Bankers
Hi Guys,
I am an incoming Summer Analyst at one of the top 3 Banks (DB/UBS/WF).
My plan is to wife someone from my summer analyst class but the critera I have put myself are very hard:
-attractive
-intelligent (high IQ similar to mine)
-Good personality
-Target Uni
My dream would be to become a MD oneday at my bank while my wife also becomes a MD. I really hope then that our babys will make it to Ivy once they are old enough so that I can give them a summer stint at my bank. This should go on for generations so that my family name will be forever associated with famous bankers like the rothschilds.
I do take women applications.
Thank you guys
Best,
Ramajan
Odd
i have gone without sufficient human contact for so long that this was funny to me
you're a retard for stopping at just one bank
i will impregnate a couple of female analysts at every bulge bracket and elite boutique
your dynasty will be nothing compared to my empire
you want to be the rothschilds
i will be genghis khan
You're hired
If what you want is to get your family name associated with Investment Banking industry, you can always do like Ken Moelis and found your own advisory firm or independent investment bank.
if you want to have your name associated with your own sweatshop, just start a t-shirt factory in Vietnam or something
and I thought today was going to be a normal day. then I saw this post. thank you for that.
In an evolutionary sense, quantity > quality. Quit your job and focus on inseminating less attractive but professionally succesful women in their 30s. Expand internationally, especially in Asia Pacific. There's hundreds of thousands if not millions of bankers that you can impregnate in China. Make sure you a freezing sperm and make arrangements to harvest it from your body after you die. You'll leave a legacy that the Rothchilds could only dream of.
Bro chill
ok ANALyst 1 in IB-M&A
Analysts aren't allowed to boink in the office. FYI.
JPM/ GS/ MS analysts are shaking rn
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