Creating a Family dynasty of highly efficient Investment Bankers

Prospect in IB-M&A

Hi Guys,

I am an incoming Summer Analyst at one of the top 3 Banks (DB/UBS/WF).

My plan is to wife someone from my summer analyst class but the critera I have put myself are very hard:

-attractive
-intelligent (high IQ similar to mine)
-Good personality
-Target Uni

My dream would be to become a MD oneday at my bank while my wife also becomes a MD. I really hope then that our babys will make it to Ivy once they are old enough so that I can give them a summer stint at my bank. This should go on for generations so that my family name will be forever associated with famous bankers like the rothschilds.

I do take women applications.

Thank you guys

Best,
Ramajan

Comments (13)

  • Intern in IB - CB
Apr 5, 2020

Odd

  • Intern in IB-M&A
Apr 5, 2020

i have gone without sufficient human contact for so long that this was funny to me

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  • Incoming Analyst in IB - Ind
Apr 5, 2020

you're a retard for stopping at just one bank

i will impregnate a couple of female analysts at every bulge bracket and elite boutique

your dynasty will be nothing compared to my empire

you want to be the rothschilds

i will be genghis khan

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Apr 7, 2020
Incoming Analyst in IB - Ind:

you're a retard for stopping at just one bank

i will impregnate a couple of female analysts at every bulge bracket and elite boutique

your dynasty will be nothing compared to my empire

you want to be the rothschilds

i will be genghis khan

You're hired

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  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Apr 7, 2020

If what you want is to get your family name associated with Investment Banking industry, you can always do like Ken Moelis and found your own advisory firm or independent investment bank.

Apr 7, 2020

if you want to have your name associated with your own sweatshop, just start a t-shirt factory in Vietnam or something

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Apr 7, 2020

and I thought today was going to be a normal day. then I saw this post. thank you for that.

Apr 7, 2020

In an evolutionary sense, quantity > quality. Quit your job and focus on inseminating less attractive but professionally succesful women in their 30s. Expand internationally, especially in Asia Pacific. There's hundreds of thousands if not millions of bankers that you can impregnate in China. Make sure you a freezing sperm and make arrangements to harvest it from your body after you die. You'll leave a legacy that the Rothchilds could only dream of.

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Apr 7, 2020

Bro chill

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Apr 7, 2020

ok ANALyst 1 in IB-M&A

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Apr 7, 2020

Analysts aren't allowed to boink in the office. FYI.

Apr 8, 2020

JPM/ GS/ MS analysts are shaking rn

Apr 8, 2020
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