Current State of Affairs 2020 Edition

Imagine a virus so deadly, you need to take a test to see if you have/had it. Imagine a vaccine so safe that the manufacturers have to be exempt from prosecution for all the harm their product may cause.


Treating people who are not sick by forcing them to act sick (e.g. wearing masks, social-distancing and staying home) is a mental illness known as Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy. This syndrome is a condition where a caregiver (these are the people on T.V. mostly in this case) fabricates, exaggerates or induces mental or physical health problems in those who are in their ‘’care’’, with the primary motive of gaining attention or sympathy from others. ‘’Caregivers’’ have been given prison sentences for misterating children and adults in this manner.


Just some recent thoughts. Comments? 

 

Can everyone stop with these fucking posts? We get it, everyone wants to go back to normal. The virus mostly just impacts old people. But the "treating people by forcing them to act sick" is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen. 215K people are dead, stop bitching about conspiracy theories and just wear a mask

 

How is that helpful? Those are global deaths. Takes one second to google this: https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m3948 and see that this isn't just the flu

" The US had more than 225,000 excess deaths between March and July this year, and about two-thirds of them were due to covid-19"

 

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