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I'm no lady, but unless you can rap, and have gold teeth, you are not the 'target consumer' for a hummer.
LOL :-)
I agree. I just want the ladies to chime in and give their perspective... let's assume the fella' is in our business :-)
The fella is in our business? Sounds like a square. Is it seanc? hahaha.
I would have moral qualms about driving around in a gas guzzler. Are you in NYC? What a waste of car if he is. This makes me think of that episode of "Newlyweds" where Drew Lachey bought the new H2 one episode. Man, that guy is such a moron. I felt stupid that entire episode.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks - only what you think. If you think it is sad, even if everyone else said it was the best car in the world you'd always have lingering doubts.
"I would have moral qualms about driving around in a gas guzzler" Smelly hippie alert...
Yup, the fella is in our business. Not Seanc. LOL!
Not in NYC either. In Los Angeles...
Ok, here's a backdrop. A friend has been wanting to introduce me to a new guy. Completely disappointed from a recent experience, I've been notoriously resisting. His 'stats' are pretty good though - he's a VP, he's older, never married, no kids, originally from Chicago as am I. So I figure why not? Our first date is to go to a soccer game. I thought it was a great idea - I prefer activities vs. than dinner 'cuz it helps take the edge off and I'm always nervous on first dates. He picks me up, which I thought was a nice gesture -- which may sound odd to you people, but it's just that most men nowadays completely lack chivalry and always say "meet me there?"
He shows up in a Hummer.
I am NOT A SMELLY HIPPIE!!!! It's just such a BIG car! Why do you need so much car? All I ever hear about hummers is that they guzzle gas! Why not get a Jeep? If you need that much space get a pick up truck and paint it some funky colors.
The best car my dad ever got was a 77 mail jeep. Man that car was awesome. Only one seat for the driver, us kids would pile in the back on cushions and hold on tight.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
That could be his 'thing' - no one is perfect, and if thats his imperfection, you go girl!!!
I'd be interested to hear his response.
Lol, the date idea sounds good. Was it local? I am so unfamiliar with LA, lol. In ny I walk everywhere. If someone picked me up in their car for a date, I'd be a little hesitant.
But knowing that this IS LA, yeah that sounds like fun for a date. What kind of soccer was it? David Beckham soccer? It sounds like he's using the car to impress you. Or others in general. I know that having a flashy car is common in LA though....so maybe he is just...very....LA?
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
generally speaking...guys who have to buy the biggest/most expensive/flashiest status items are compensating for some insecurities in their character or life or whatever
He has horrible taste. It's such a dorky car. Lacks any sense of class.
If you like the guy though, who give a crap.
disclaimer, I have a pole not hole
This guy is a douche. If he were under 25 years old, that'd be one thing, but if he's "older" and a VP, as you say, he should know better.
For that price range my personal choice (for a single person) would be a Porsche Cayman. If you're married or need space then it would be a nicely equipped BMW 5 series.
How about a Ferrari Testarossa? Maybe a daytona spyder? hahahaha
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Atrop, yes the date was local. The man has a sister who is the head of marketing for a huge sports company and apparently always hands him great tickets to all sorts of events.
ToBankOrNotToBank, yes it threw me off to see a grown man driving a Hummer. I agree, must be compensating for something.
Newbie, I'm keeping an open mind. He seemed nice enough. Although not certain there's much of a physical attraction, but sometimes that evolves as you get to know someone.
Keep the comments coming, some of them are funny :-)
BTW, when I asked him why a Hummer - - he said because he has a client who gave him a great discount on a GM car and he picked the damn thing. (I thought it was a lame answer)
Serriously though the car is obnoxious... it doesn't fit into the average parking space, it got banged up just driving into an underground lot. As a woman, it's ridiculous to get in/out of.
Wait wait wait just a min here.....you're not certain if there's much of a physical attraction? Sometimes that evolves? Dude, every guy I know that I have liked I thought within like....say....a day....ok maybe two that he is god's gift to me (yes, me! because most women don't go for the tall, skinny white guys with dark hair look) I don't know, that doesn't sound promising.... :/
Go for the computer guy! ********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
BTW, how much do Hummers cost? Is it really the same price as a Porsche or Ferrari?
they range widely...I think the H3's are cheapest...probably as low as 35k-45k(maybe thats too low? but theyre not that pricy compared to most high end vehicles) and I want to say they top out at a little over 100k? The only ones that get that high are top of the line H1s...doubtful that the average hummer averages over maybe 70 or 80k anyone have any more sound figures? my estimates are based on a year old conversation with a guy i know who bought an H2 (I never liked him much anyway...)
Yup, I know. I had this conversation with a friend in the morning. In the past I might have instinctively known if a guy is "god's gift to me". I think my instincts are off. I'm obviously spending time with the wrong candidates 'cuz it's been one disappointment after another and the last one was killer... never saw it coming, felt like I needed a heart transplant :-(
SO... I've decided to open myself up, consider new possibilities and give an otherwise unlikely fella' a shot. Maybe, I hope, I might be pleasantly surprised.
It's a numbers game, right? Gotta leave no stone left unturned, no? One nail drives out the other, so they say
Lol, I went through that and signed up for match.com to make myself feel better after some silly man dumped me. I went on a couple of dates and found them increasingly boring. I just kind of gave up after a while. Then like....a few months later I met someone new.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Yup, we've all been through it. Not doing match.com!!! No way, no how. LOL!!
Interesting how many male bankers use it though - - and they'll DENY it!!! One of my colleagues brought his latest match.com "conquest" to a summer soiree we had. Ay vay.
Hummer H2 is 60-65k msrp+basic options, Porsche Cayman is around ~65k msrp+basic options, BMW 5-series starts at $45k for the entry 525i, but the midrange 550i is ~60k msrp+basic options.
No new Ferari model costs less than ~$175k for the entry level F430.
Atrop,
Your friend sounds like a geek...
I'd avoid anybody who drives a hummer. The sole purpose of such a car is to show it off. There are much classier ways to show people that you are financially successful. A hummer is what you buy if you want to ram it in everyone's face.
I'd say that any guy who buys a hummer is likely to be very immature. And odds are, if he can afford one, he probably isn't going to change anytime soon.
Goodluck to you though.
Well, hummer guy and I met for drinks last night. Not much for conversation. Sigh. So far, he's fitting the hummer owner stereotype pretty accurately. Just for shits, I'm giving it one more date, just ooooone more...
I think I've discovered a pond of frogs in LA and I'm the oh so lucky one :-)
Just drinks? Second date just drinks? After a sports event? He sounds like he spends more money on his car than you!!!
lololol I'm just giving you a hard time. :)
Anyway, what does this suitor of yours do? I'd try to end it before things get serious, like him snaking his tongue down your throat.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
LOL!! It was a Monday night, the man is lucky I was able to get away normally I'm chained to my desk.
Coincidentally - get this, turns out we live in the same building and our offices are 2 blocks from each other. Interesting predicament eh? Until we were introduced, never saw him before. He walked me "home"... thought that was cute :-)
My suitor is a VP Business Development... all I'll say.
He's not the interesting one though... the interesting one is another fella' who seems to have the same itinerary I do. I see HIM all the time. In the morning, at lunch, after work. Don't know his name. Suspect he's an attorney. We just smile. Afterwards, I always fidget "Do I have something on my face?" That one is hot, and he knows he's hot, which makes him hotter... know what I mean? He's dangerous.
I'm surprised you haven't put out yet Pepsi...
Seanc... c'mon why are you surprised :-)
Ohhh the dangerous one sounds tasty. Go for that one. I read a thing in parade magazine about conversation starters (NOT pick up lines). Such thing as "Have you seen xxx movie?" or "My that looks like a tasty snack cake".
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Those are silly lines... no self respecting woman should do that.
Thought you'd like the dangerous one... all women prefer the dangerous ones.
I once saw a cute guy on the train and I wrote him a note saying "Hi! You're cute!". I did this recently. He did not reply. It was awkward for the next hour we were on the train together for.
You should ignore that guy, but be happy. People like happy people. Ignoring them makes them want you more. Somehow this should be tied together. Although most of the time when guys hit on me, I have no fucking clue lol. I'm too focused on work. hahaha. Then I realize.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Oh yeah baby, I got that down. If I really really and I mean really like a man, and I catch him looking, I turn the other way. That's my cue that it's ok to approach me. These men out there. Not so smart. LOL!!!
Ouch re the train guy... he was probably gay.
BTW, where are the other women on this forum? Where's FP175? Where's Mis Ind? We can't be the only two ranting about this stuff. I'm sure these ladies have good material!
HAHAHA! LOL! Yes, I WAS wondering why it was just the two of us!! (well three if you count seanc LOL!)
Yes, I'd like to think that the man liked other men. :)
LOL I love that move, I've used that before. hahahaha.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
please stop this charade. everyone knows you are a guy.
Yes, three if you count Seanc.
No, let's keep the charade going!
I'm entertained!
This is providing some entertainment at work
Danbush ASK seanc and he will tell you that he saw my dashing photograph. This is quite entertaining.
Let's see, let me think of some bad dates that I've been on. Hm. Wow, there's been a lot. Once I went on this date with a guy and knew it wouldn't work out. So I broke it off (one date!) and a couple of days went on another date. Too bad that when I was waiting for that date, the guy from the first date showed up coincidentally and begged me to come back to him, trying to grab my arm. I moved my arm away and told him "to leave me alone", in the stoniest voice. He went away and I met up with the guy I was supposed to have a date with. We walked around the neighborhood and who do we run into again? That same guy from before, crying on a stoop. I felt terrible.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Well, did you try to comfort him atrop ?
I hope not. That guy crying on a stoop sounds a little disturbed. What was he crying about? It was ONE date!
Atrop, I have a better BAD date story... this one happened in B-school. So a guy in my work group ("Mark") asks me out to dinner. I get dressed up, spritz on the good perfume, he picks me up and we drive out. While we're driving to dinner he says "Oh by the way, Jen is coming." What????!!!??? So the guy turns out to be a pimp and booked me for dinner as well as my classmate Jen?!?
I'm an idiot. I wanna be the good sport. I'm assuming there's a good explanation. After dinner we went for drinks. After drinks we went for more drinks and after those drinks Jen says "Hey I live down the street..." Now I'm the idiot still hanging around. FINALLY, I call bull shit and take a cab home. Buh bye.
A few weeks later Jen invites me to lunch. It's a "ladies lunch with a purpose." She set it up to probe me about Mark, asking me if he's talked about her. I say I know nothing, haven't heard anything. She confesses that they slept together that night but he hasn't called her back since (yeah, 'cuz you're a flussy!). She says she was surprised they hooked up because she thought he liked me, he never stops talking about me and she was convinced we were dating. Sigh.
Coincidentally of all places ran into Mark at a conference in LA a few months ago. Still the same shit of a man!
No seanc I did not comfort him. It was extremely awkward. What would I have done?
"Excuse me sir, but I have to comfort this guy whose crying over me because I was honest with him and told him I didn't think it was working out and he happened to see me on another date".
Yeah, I don't think so. The second guy actually panned out as well. Man was he boring. Some MIT guy. Taught me about card counting, but man...what a snooze fest.
Pepsi, dude that is weird. He booked you for a threesome? Wow. That guy has some b*lls!
Jen sure sounds like a floozy, but honestly what was she expecting? Of course the guy won't end up with a woman he slept with on the first date. The chase is over!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Yup, I suspect he HOPED for a threesome! Seriously though, I don't think Mark ever figured out that I know about Jen. Here's the cherry on top... Jen says "Yeah, I thought it was in bad taste that he didn't drive you home that night." Whatda???!?
Men are so silly sometimes.
Speaking of silly men, I LOVE it when men say dorky cute stuff to me. Especially along the vein of the chewbacca defense. Omg, I can PM you the thing that made me melt.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Got the PM... I liked the lines. That would work on me too :-)
What does "chewbacca defense" mean?
You shouldn't have been so cold towards him in the first place, and if you really felt so terrible you would have made up some excuse and tried to console the poor guy. Regardless, the guy is a p*ssy anyways.
There was this southpark episode on it. Basically what wikipedia says is that it is a defense aimed to deliberately confuse the audience. It's made a few appearances out of the south park context, like this one:
"The term has also seen use in political commentary; Ellis Weiner wrote in The Huffington Post that Dinesh D'Souza was using the Chewbacca defense in criticism of new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, defining it as when "someone asserts his claim by saying something so patently nonsensical that the listener's brain shuts down completely."8"
That line I reference re: lunch in the pm was a chewbacca defense.
Seanc- Cold to him when? When he grabbed my arm? When he begged me to take him back? What was I going to do? Lead him on? I had already told him via phone that I didn't think it was going to work out. etc. I was nice. When someone gets stalkerish, I get tough. Plus it was an extremely awkward situation.
Don't worry seanc, if we ever go on a date, I won't be that cold to you.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
pm me the thing that made you melt I dont usually use pickup lines they just make you look like a dumbfuck but this must have been really something…
Sent. :)
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
South Park. No wonder I didn't know. Don't watch it :-(
BTW, I'm getting a kick on how these monkeys are taking cues from what we're chatting about... the boys might learn something!
While highly entertaining, I have to say I already knew not to a) drive a Hummer b) take two girls out on one date (I'm confident but I don't think I could pull that off...) c) grab a girl by the arm while she's on another date, after she broke it off with me, then cry on a random stoop The thing is though I bet those guys view these things very differently. Like the Hummer guy probably thinks women call it off with him because he's too much of a man (evidenced by his insanely large and impractical vehicle). The other guy probably tells his friends he was "this close to a threesome with these two totally hot chicks...but I still boned one of them!" And the last guy is just clearly off-balance and probably sees himself as a romantic hero trying to save his damsel from the story's villain.
However, keep it up and maybe I'll pick up a few pointers after all...if not the thread's still good for some high-quality procrastination fuel. May your luck with men continue to be shitty so we get more stories (well maybe not shitty...but a couple more disasters couldn't hurt right?)
You've got it right :-)
A couple more disasters couldn't hurt? (sign of the cross) I'd like to think I've paid my dues... Basta! LOL!
Mmm, yes I don't watch south park either, but someone actually told me about that and I thought it was rather nifty.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Now deadjackal is going to think he has a prime pick up line and use it on the next hot girl he sees (someone get the video camera)! Lots of guys out there don't realize that it isn't -what- you say so much as how you deliver it and your overall presence.
Note: This is coming from a guy.
I'm loving this thread for some reason. It has me putting off going to sleep. The thread title itself is classic (I have fraternity brothers who drive hummers, so sad).
Also, although CompBanker's previous comment almost prevented me from asking this, the curiosity is just killing me; therefore, could i get this legendary pick-up line PMd to me? I'm an anti-pickup line guy, therefore I'm amazed that there is supposedly a good one. CompBanker, I totally agree that what you say, isn't nearly as important as how you say it (which isn't nearly as important as your presence). Body-language>delivery>line.
LOL! Pepsi, we should start an online dating service. BTW, compbanker is absolutely right. If this line had been said to me by the guy who cried, I would've thought he was just a loser.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
LOL, true
Sent to you sucker_for_seers.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
What? "Suck my D*ck?"
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
simple "Hi" and a smile seem to go a long way.
Well, yes, that is an excellent starter.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
my dad always said hardest person to bs is yourself. I have no game so try to keep it as simple as possible
Do I win a pic?
and there are only a few reasons why anyone SHOULD drive a hummer
I look like Kirsten Dunst/Lee Lee Sobieski. How come everyone wants to see a pic lol?
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
everyone lools like someone famous....
I have one to share.....
Fine, PM me yours and I'll PM you mine.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Another perspective on the hummer guy... I was asked "Is his car clean?" Yes it is. "That's bad then. Means he's just a city driver and isn't even taking it out on a dirt road. Shameful."
What a weirdo! Both of them! The one who asked and the hummer guy. Why do people buy off road cars and not use them for off road purposes?
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
You know what, we really should start an online dating service, because I don't think men know how to handle women i-bankers. Just look at what that guy on LSO.com wrote:
"Girls in banking are like wilted flowers. They were once vibrant, intelligent, and full of energy. They once dominated their peers in school and were part of the most elite social circles. Now, they are drones devoid of self-confidence and social nothings. This, while tragic, is a very favorable turn of events for you. Flex your own security while making them feel good about their sorry existences, and the Thomas Pink panties will be all yours."
Unbelievable!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Now this just pisses me off!!
Also, fucking men and their constant obsession with Thomas Pink shirts. Makes me want to take my 4" Prada heels and...
???!!??
Send me the full article... never mind
Hey, that weirdo was my MD :-) LOL!
haahahahahahahaha sorry!!!! LOL! But really! What a man question.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Exactly! It's the way men think... always fascinating. I would have never thought to ask such a question "Was his car clean?"
I found that LSO Article. Funny!
Funnier still is this bit about the perfect "Hey, you're a Consumer? I'm a Provider!" match made in heaven.
I know plenty of Natasha types eager to meet you fine fellas and get intimately acquainted with your bank accounts. A certain someone named Katie comes to mind :-)
Atrop... if we charge a 10% hook up fee based on combined annual incomes, I think we'll be able to quite our jobs fairly soon. Right fellas? who needs to work in the brand strategy group of LVMH?!?
That's what these men assholes think who WISH they could date an i-banker chick. Everything about that statement was wrong. It should really be written like this:
"Girls in banking are vibrant flowers. They are envied for their intelligence and financial skills. They're smart (smarter than you), direct and fashionable. They have no problem telling you exactly what they think of you. If you are not interesting to them, they consider you a "time-waster" and move onto the next available man. They dominated their peers in school and in the most elite social circles with their cunning MENSA like skills. Other "socialites" are jealous of the fact that they make their own money, rather than being a gold-digger. They have more self-confidence than most men, thus making it hard for them to find a suitable mate. "
etcetera....
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
HA, perfect!!!!
I would just revise that a subtle more to say "They're wickedly smart (smart than you), direct and have an acute sense of fashion. They have no problem telling you exactly what they think. If they do not find you interesting... Other "socialites" and "fashionistas" are insanely jealous of the fact they make their own money..." etc.
Something about what we're writing is making me think of the female praying mantis who bite the head off the males after mating. "I'm finished with you!!"
LOL!!!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
I'm now dumber for having read all of this.
If I had a time machine and could only use it once, I would go tell BSD123 of 5 minutes ago not to read this whole thread.
hah! You knew what you were getting yourself into!
pepsi- This is making me think of business plans!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Now you know how WE feel as women reading about the senseless world of men on the forum everyday!
I know! We should put a business plan, draft a preliminary analysis of a business model. We should hit up NYchimp for stats on the wso, e.g. peeping eyeballs per day on the site, build up a revenue model based on potential new clients, life coaching and personal shopping services (clearly the guys desperately need it!). Do a competitive eyeball analysis of the market etc. Sigh. Lots of work to do in our spare time, but if we do this right, we can launch our IB dating service fairly quickly!!!
LOL!!!!
What name for our business? What NAME??
Suggestions welcome.
LOL! LOVE IT!
Every wonder what kind of shirt to wear? What car you should purchase? What kind of girl to date? Not to worry. With our personal shoppers this is a thing in the past. Our shoppers make you look your best so that you needn't worry whether or not Bob in M&A has better cuff links than you.
Ever wonder what to say to a girl? How to avoid the dreaded gold-digger or high-class prostitute? What conversation topics one should bring up? No need to fret, our match-makers will walk you through pick up lines, what to do on the important first-date, and how to make it through your mother."
Etcetera, etcetera.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
"Our intimate knowledge of the industry enables us to provide you with a tenet of world class service and attention to detail to satisfy the discriminating needs of Investment Bankers. Tell us what you want. What do you NEED? We will provide you with a pre-screened comp set of candidates to satisfactorily meet the prestige, sophistication and astute knowledge of consumer goods that you have come to expect from high calibre young ladies. Our business grows by referral. If you know of someone in dire need of our services, please let us know. We are here to please."
LOL!!!
Ofcourse, this is just stream of consciousness... and I'm not entirely satisfied with it... need to tweak it somewhat so we don't sound like a call girl service! HA :-)
LOL!! I know it DOES sound like a call-girl service. Guess that makes sense!!! Maybe we can include a "how to be romantic" course.
"Not enough time to meet girls in your current job situation? Waiting for your dream mate?"
hahahaa
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Romance Course... IMPERATIVE!
Also, these guys don't have time to make spontaneous plans so at the very least they should learn how to write hot steamy love letters to keep the flames of passion burning!!
LOL!!! We could couple that with a guide to "what kind of paper should you buy?"
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Ok, you lost me. I don't understand... what's with the paper? :-(
I don't need help getting women and I certainly don't need help keeping them...All I need to do is look deeply into a woman's eyes and she wants to have my babies....most women shudder with orgasms simply at the sight of me...I've turned countless so-called lesbians straight, and hardcore feminists have knelt at my feet ready to devote their entire existence to me...
In short, Pepsi and Atrop, I certainly don't need your help....
Nice!
Actually, we might NEED you... Atrop... another business idea... with virile men like Seanc... we could launch a sidekick business for investment banking women hitting their peak fertility years and Seanc could be useful since all he needs to do is look into a woman's eyes and she'll have babies!! Why pay $12K per fertility treatment when a hot date with Seanc is all most women need :-)
LOLOLOL! Yes Seanc, we can pimp you out!!
Re: paper - for the love letters that we teach the men to write.
Now we just need a sitter service as well, for the children that come from seanc and the virile female ibankers.
Oh and of course, connections to the top private schools as well.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Well, it certainly sounds that what we are evolving in scope :-)
I mean if things such as legacy and prestige are the hallmark of luxury brands, then our online dating / luxury service / lifestyle company could be branded to exclusively target this niche market. We do what we can to launch our online dating service, starting with investment bankers, open satellite offices in the cities in which these IB BB shops are based, branch out into other HNW clients markets and tada... we quite our jobs, hire McKinsey to help us take the business to the next level, hire Kravis to launch the IPO or negotiate a merger into LVMH... we retire in 3-5 years, settle into a One & Only Resort in Dubai and have 6'1, 200 lb. hunks feeding us grapes and massaging our feet.
How are you coming along with that business plan Atrop?!?
HAH!
I'll be working on that business plan on the weekend! LOLOLOL
The funny thing is, is that it actually does sound like a good idea. I'm sure that the men on this site are counting down the seconds until the site gets launched.
HAH! We could get that computer guy (whose now on the site as well under "lumbergh" (from office space)) and have him design it!!!! hahahahahaha I'm sure he'd do it for free. LOOK WE'RE ALREADY CUTTING COSTS!!!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Ah... the computer guy... he has utility. I think I love him now ;-)
LOLOLOL!!!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
See, here is where corporate america screws you:
Aadpepsi, you made these posts at work, during work time. Because you used work computers to create your business plan, the intellectual property which you have created is indeed owned by your company. You owe all your future profits to them When you leave the company, you can not take the IP with you.
Thanks for playing.
P.S. I have like 1,000 referrals that could really benefit from your services...
Actually no compbanker. Her ideas are owned by herself. She was not commissioned by her work place to create such ideas. Therefore the ideas are her own. If she had been commissioned by her work place to create ideas, then yes...they would be theirs.
Pepsi, where are we going to get these girls from? Search the debutante listings?
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Tom Cruise... risky business... he didn't know how to do it right. We will do it right!!
Sure, we can search debutante listings. As well as Princeton and Penn and Harvard yearbooks. The guys that wish to hook up for prestige and to climb the HNW social ladder will love them. Otherwise, all we have to do is post an ad on Craig's List that "Investment Banker Seeks Soulmate" or "Investment Banking Mogul Seeks Executive Assistant" and all the tall, long leg, fake boob, blonde, gold digger women that these guys LOVE will come out in droves.
We just have to sit at our desk and answer the phones... what am I talkinn about, we'll hire swanky brunette receptionists to answer the phone lines while you and I tend to more important business, e.g. lunch at Cipriani.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! LOVE IT! hahahaha I also have some of those social register books at home!!!! They list the young ladies available hahaah.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Phew, I just realized that this thread certainly blew up! LOL! It's huge! Where are the other girls!!!?
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
This thread is beyond lame..
Oh shush Seanc.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Yeah, shush Seanc. Just stand there, flex the arms and look nice...
Who knows where the other ladies are! Where are they?
Hopefully they are nice arms...
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
So you're starting a callgirl service now? what makes you better than newyork.craigslist.org? A lot of hardbodies there that would be happy with 200/hr. At those prices you can have 3 at once.
Your retarded business plan won't ever take off...I'm thinking of offering classes on how to pick up women..who knows I may even have a show on NBC soon..
Seanc, clearly you see the same $$$ potential we do... why can't we join forces and have a syndicated show on NBC?
Seanc, ok, you know how to pick up women? Pick me up.
But let's see a picture of the maestro first.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Phew, hot men are dangerous, especially the ones who know that they are hot. I just saw a picture of this guy I worked for a few months ago on facebook and god...GRRR! He is HOT! Except he knows he's HOT! I hate those kinds of guys.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
Ah, you're a facebook stalker, eh? :-)
Well it has that thing on there to see if any of your friends on your email are on facebook, so I ran it and he popped up. LOL!
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
He's dangerously hot, British, used to play for manchester united. I will PM you a pic once he friends me.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
This guy told you he used to play for Man U ??? ROFL !!! He's making a fool out of you, Man U is one of the best soccer clubs in the World, only the best soccer players play there, what the hell would he be doing in NY if he can play soccer at that level ? They earn millions of $ to play at that level, he's playing you lol.
Modesty in a man is a total turn on. I knew I loved him for a reason. Sigh.
Oh oh... well maybe there's an explanation, e.g. he got injured, quit soccer, moved to NYC and met Atrop.
My neighbor is british... from Manchester, was watching the soccer game yesterday.
British men and british accents are hot. e.g. Clive Owen. Hot hot hot. Just saw his movie "Shoot 'em Up"
Oh Clive Owen is one of the sexiest men out there. He is married :/. But oh wow is he sexy.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
He IS?!? Rats! Is he happily married though? :-)
Unfortunately yes. His wife must be very happy. She is very plain looking bu they met in acting school or whatever. He was Romeo and she was Juliet. An ugly Juliet, but I guess that says something about personality.
Apparently Angelina Jolie told him that he was "sexy" and he laughed.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
He BROKE his LEG! I forgot to mention. He broke his leg and couldn't play anymore. He was quite depressed about that for a bit.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
HA! See Seanc... an explanation. Any athlete who's out of commission like that would be depressed and move to NYC.
Actually the sales company that I worked for for two weeks before starting in i-banking (it was such a terrible job) paid him to move to the US and take over HR. God, it was so hard ignoring him and making him feel bad about himself.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
I was like "seven of nine" from star trek voyager. I know this makes me a huge dork, but seriously.
PS Pepsi, yes I like humble men as well. When I get home I'll PM you a pic of that man I was telling you about.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
OK :-)
Wow, you are so gullible Atrop. He "broke his leg", this isn't Ultimate fighting, it's soccer and this guy broke his leg ?? What a convenient explanation for a lie, those injuries rarely happen in soccer, he's playing you for a fool woman.
He broke his leg! He broke his leg! I didn't even know it was for manchester united until I asked him. I am NOT gullible. He's so.....muscular still. He's kind of a dolt. His nose looks broken.
********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
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