Dating a guy who looks like Vince Vaughn

He's prolly like "phew, I don't have to pay for lunch OR dinner!"

hahaha

I went on this really great date last night with someone from that online site. He ACTUALLY looked like his photo. Dimples and all. Head full of hair! Really nice guy. We walked all over central park.....then he fed me. At a nice...dare I say....romantic...restaurant. We might be going to www.ninjanewyork.com for our next date. There are no waiters there.....only ninjas. hehehehe. /end dorky rant.

I was so in shock of him looking like his photo it was the first thing I said to him. hahaha

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Any man who agrees to a first date in the morning or early afternoon is a tool.

In the end, all women end up despising men who are not man enough to take control when it matters or not smart enough to know when it doesn't matter.

i would slit my wrists vertically before i engaged in online dating.

Online dating is great, click click here, click click there.....you don't even need to talk to the person.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Hey, I'm not online dating. But here's my new thing... I've decided I'm fed up and not going out of my way. It's going to be raw. If this fella wants to meet me, then it'll be in the middle of the afternoon as I'm going about my day doing errands. I'm not making any special effort. This way if it's a bad date, I can still salvage a great evening with friends etc. Ta ta.

Pepsi,

Maybe you need to think about going lez. You are in SF now right ? Lotta opportunities to go muff-diving there.

Seanc, don't be a knucklehead. I'm 200% hetero. I love men.

Hot tip: Fellas... don't ever give a woman your phone number by saying "Here be my digits." It makes you sound like a goof, particularly if you're a 34 year old energy attorney. Sigh.

hahahahahaha that's terrible.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

this is the stupidest, least interesting, and least amusing thread ever posted on here.

why can't women talk about something other than dating? start focusing more on improving yourself (you have plenty of room for that) and less on sex.

I think you should be telling that to the girls on urbanbaby.com

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

LOL :-)

This is certainly a first. A man complaining that women are talking about sex.

BTW, which Mark Klein are you? The blogger? The presidential candidate who looks like Dick Cheney? If neither one and you're some pimply college kid, why are you posting on WSO using such a pseudonym?

opportunities to go muff diving, LOL

on a side note women need to mow their fields, I mean haven't they looked at gentlemanly entertainment visuals in the last 10 years?

how the hell can I have my honeypot when it's in the middle of friggin jungle?

Who do you date who doesn't trim? As far as I know (through extremely limited conversations) this is fairly commonplace.

How about the guys eh? Especially that dreaded back hair.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Right. Who doesn't trim? Ah, the dreaded back hair... gently said Atrop. You and I know we can probably take this conversation to a totally different level. But let's not do that!

Im pale as hell but with dark hair. Also, I have some of the hairiest arms and legs you have ever seen. Also I have a nice chest mane. In fact on the weekends I like to wear my polo shirt unbuttoned to show of my manly pirate-esque hair

Yea I don't believe in men shaving or waxing.

on the mowing though, my girl won't do it. something about ingrown hairs and keeping it naturale. I would insist but in the end I'd be a dumb fuck to lose my hungarian hottie over it.

hahaha okok pepsi.

I once was staying with a friend and didn't realize that she ahd a guy over (she never does!), so I walked into her room without knocking to ask about breakfast. I see the both of them reading the paper. This guy was one hairy russian man. I didn't know what to say, I backed out of the room quickly.

She asked me later why I had just walked into the room. I said , "I was hungry!". lol.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Oh yeah, they were both naked. Thankfully the blanket was covering their lower bits.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Don't get me started... 'cuz I can go on about a guy who had awful butt hair. I can't help myself and I don't want to go there. As it is I'm already laughing to myself and my coworkers must be starting to think I'm a loon!!

I'm proud of my dingleberries

The snozeberries taste like snozeberries!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Just men are hairy? I was with an absolutely gorgeous girl last week...the only problem was she had the fuzziest nipples I had ever seen. It was like all of the ultra-light peach fuzz on Earth was gathered around her areola.

That said, it wasn't enough to turn all 5'9" of her away. I made a comment, jokingly, about it - I'm pretty sure that it won't be an issue when I see her this Saturday.

And she's NOT the insecure type either. I don't do insecure women.

Cool.

An update...

So my date Saturday afternoon was interesting. The guy was funny, carried a decent enough conversation. Unfortunately, no attraction whatsoever. None. Nothing. Zilch. Not my type. Will be a buddy at best.

Also, the guy made several tragic faux pas... he told me almost immediately that he's not putting his best foot forward because he was out the night before, drank one too many. Oooookay. During lunch, he proceeds to gulp down 4 beers... not counting one or two he might have had at the bar before I arrived. Then, he proceeded to flirt nonstop with our waitress. To top it all off with a cherry on top... the guy wore jeans and he added that chain accessory to the side... What da?!? Now why does a grown man, a 34 year old attorney dress like that?!? Why do guys dress like that at ANY age? The absolute kicker was when he talked about his ex-girlfriend, i.e. an ex-model turned labor attorney... oke doke. (Is every ex-girlfriend a model to you guys?) At the end, he tells me he was taking a cab home. Huh? Nobody in LA takes a cab. The man lives in west hollywood... he was so enibriated he at least had the good sense not to drive to the restaurant. He tried to cover up the necessity for a cab by saying "Oh, my car is in the shop." Ay vay.

Where do you meet these people LOL! I think that the chain is really something else!!! The only people I see who wear that are some of the punks on the LES!!!

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

LOL!! Girlfriend, I have a gift. I have a gift of finding unique specimens of men...

I think I need to do a spiritual cleansing or feng shui or something, anything.

Normal, why can't I find a normal run of the mill man? I'm not asking for exhuberance of any kind, just normal. You know, 5'10" or taller, 29+ yrs old, never married, no kids, kind, decent, funny, good teeth, strong arms and a tight ass. Is that asking too much? Guess so. LOL!

This is why I prefer to be single... it's safer.

I'll tell you something, another bad date and it almost tempts me to run back into the arms of an ex! That, in and of itself, would be tragic.

Anyways, I hope I've met my quota for 2007. I can't possibly meet another bizarre man.

Cause those men don't last to age 29 without finding and marrying someone!!!

Although, you may just be looking at all the wrong places. Perhaps try posting on Craigslist for where to find these sorts of guys...

HA! Alright, alright. I sound pretty shitty. I know. Cut me some slack, will ya? No harsh criticisms today.

Use the Craigslist W4M section...

tight ass? do you want to do him with a strapon?

Hmmmm...

Nah, Pepsi if you're dating all these guys then you probably aren't an ugly hag.

The way I see it, you have three options: 1) Keep going at it, you're bound to find the right man eventually. 2) Become a Lesbian and mail-order a bride. 3) Join the Shaker organization, become Celibate, and age into a wrinkly spinster.

Take your pick!

Honestly, If I was the average nyc white male aged 30-35, then I wouldn't want to marry an investment banker who makes twice as much as me.

If that happened she would have the sexual power and the monetary power. It would completely take away someone's masculinity.

I don't think it's any of the above fellas... I think it's simply a numbers game. Just haven't met the right guy. So I'm still paying my dues... but look at all the great material I get to share!

I will say this, I believe it's easier for men to date a needy girl or someone that needs to be "saved" because it's easier then to be the hero and impress them. If you take someone like me that's pretty self-sufficient and otherwise content, a man has to put that genuine extra bit of effort and quite frankly we know it's only that diamond in the rough man who will do that. So the wait is perfectly fine by me. I'm in NO hurry. Anyways, I'm going bowling later this week with "chain wearing energy attorney". I might not be attracted to him, but I think he'd be a riot to hang out with anyway. LOL!!

I think you hit the nail on the head w.r.t. the needy girl and being saved bit.

e.g. I would like to marry a relatively less well off girl who will completely look up to me to take care of her (and I will). I think it's sort of an inherent preference to want to "take care of" a girl and have her love and respect you for your masculinity/protection/breadwinning ability.

The thing is... and I want to share this to enlighten everyone... even a woman like me needs to be "taken care of". Can you fathom that? I bet not.

So then the man who steps up to break me down to my basic particles as a woman, that's inevitably going to be a standup guy who "gets it" so I think it's absolutely worth the wait and there would be nothing I wouldn't do for that man. My love, respect and devotion would be that much more than had I been one of the "needy" women who make it so easy for the avg. man. Hope this makes sense to you guys.

Also, to be masculine is not just to protect and be a breadwinner. There's an "n-th" degree of masculinity that is defined by extending kindness, affection, friendship, strength, etc.

The whole point of masculinity is to get the girl. So if you already got the girl, who cares? Why do you think there are so many whipped guys out there? Once they get the girl, they don't care so much about being macho.

Besides, aadpepsi is right, you don't need to be some jacked rich dude who digs beer and football to be masculine.

Women want men who are in control. It does not matter how masculine, successful, assertive, aggressive, etc. a woman is.

In control of themselves and their environment.

Being funny helps as well...

aadpepsi, you all have it right on the nose. re:men

I actually made a list of what traits I find attractive in men, and I've placed it away only to be used during a rainy day type situation.

Whenever I've dated men who are say...well...say a Duane Reade assistant manager. I like the guy, but then I think about the fact that he's 27 and working at Duane Reade and I'm 22 and working in ibanking. It makes me feel awkward. I want him to be as successful as me. ********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. The problem arises not because he's a manager at Duane Reade, the problem arises when he may not "fit" into your life or he's easily intimidated by your work and the people that you surround yourself with.

Listen, on the one hand I once worked with a woman who was married to a fireman. She took him to all of our functions and he fit right in. He had confidence and he was a man's man and actually all the male bankers loved this guy.

On the otherhand, I have a friend who was married to a woman he knew since high school. As he progressed in his career, she became more and more intimidated with the people he was surrounding himself with, i.e. uber accomplished, super driven type A folks. She could't hold her own in the social and professional circles he was evolving into and she wound up resenting him for it. They wound up divorced.

Re a man... if I wanted to marry a rich man, I could get married tomorrow. Well, maybe not exactly tomorrow because I have a flight to catch and I'll be out of town 'til Sunday, but I'm back late Monday and yeah, Monday I can marry him. LOL!!